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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jul 4, 2003
*sits him down and pats him on the back*
There there Pud... it couldn't have been too comfy....
You'll get over it.
Look! *holds up a sealed plastic box*
We kept one of your friends. It's a bedbug that was somehow living in your clothes.
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 4, 2003
Thank you kindly ma'am, I'll be happy to dispose of that unfortunate bug for you
*takes bug*
Sorry, ma'am, I have to leave. It's not proper for me to be in your cabin alone with you.
Please excuse me
*Richard Gere lookalike leaves the room respectfully*
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 4, 2003
Thank you kindly ma'am, I'll be happy to dispose of that unfortunate bug for you
*takes bug*
Sorry, ma'am, I have to leave. It's not proper for me to be in your cabin alone with you.
Please excuse me
*Richard Gere lookalike leaves the room respectfully*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jul 4, 2003
right....
*sits there looking out of the porthole window*
Ho hum....
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 4, 2003
*calls from doorway*
When you've left your cabin, gracious Captain, would you like me to clean that porthole for you ma'am ?
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jul 4, 2003
*turns up loud rock music*
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 4, 2003
(thinks)°°oh the Captain is so young at heart and such a musical person°°
*smiles at Captain's pleasure*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jul 4, 2003
*turns it off and goes to sleep*
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 4, 2003
ha ha !
nightmares are to come murdering cap'n Cat
t'was the bathing at the root o' it
then I was a clean man an' she murdered me wi' rum
whoaaaaaaa WHOOOOAAAAAA
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jul 4, 2003
*pulls the pillow over her pointy ears*
Oh shut up. How was I supposed to know you weren't human.
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 4, 2003
*pours ectoplasmic foul-smelling goo all over bed (and Kitty)*
well i's a durn ghost now, yer great landlubber o' a captain
*ruins curtains*
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jul 4, 2003
I got a vampire to bit you.
YOu'll be a vampire soon.
Then you can have blood n' rum cocktails.
Now bugger off and let me kip.
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 4, 2003
whoooooaoaaoaaaaa
OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jul 4, 2003
*Snores loudly*
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 4, 2003
*makes 4-poster bed collapse*
whooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jul 5, 2003
*continues snoring under splintered wood*
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ.... ....... ZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 9, 2003
*wakes up*
Eeee. My beautiful cabin's all smashed up.
*starts fixing it with a tube of superglue*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Aug 28, 2003
*sniffs the glue* 
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 29, 2003
*watches Ralph stagger around with amusement, then continues to fix her bed*
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- 119: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Aug 28, 2003)
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