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Where shall we sail to Next?
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Mar 27, 2007
I think everyone has a mate who grows weed in their bedroom. 
Where shall we sail to Next?
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 27, 2007
He grows weed in the garden, he only grows his shrooms in the bedroom
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Mar 29, 2007
Really? I didn't know you could grow shrooms, I thought people just went on expeditions to find them?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 29, 2007
Shrooms are the fruit of a fungus, meaning the leave spores. If you collect them and incubate them, you can grow them easily. Provided you know how to maintain the correct conditions and work sterilly.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Apr 1, 2007
Can you work sterilly? Is that like working merilly?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 1, 2007
In my case it is, since it involves drenching things in ethanol and setting fire to them.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Apr 2, 2007
I want that as a job!!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 2, 2007
Don't we all
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Apr 2, 2007
I should become a wok chef.
Do you think I'd be able to pass myself as looking 1) male and 2) oriental?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 2, 2007
I'd say neither. Are both mandatory?
Anyway, you could start your own: Werekitty's Topless Wok Palace. You'd have a full house every night: half the crowd would come to ogle, the rest would come in anticipation of you burning yourself with hot oil.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Apr 2, 2007
it's a masochistic exhibitionists dream 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 2, 2007
As well as the perverted voyeur's
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Apr 2, 2007
Unfortunately deep fried nipples are not high on my wish-list.... 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 2, 2007
Your master wouldn't be too happy either, I imagine.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Apr 2, 2007
*sincerely hopes not*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 2, 2007
Hehe, you'd really be in trouble if he does.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Apr 2, 2007
not really. I'm fairly sure that would fall outside of safe, sane AND consensual behaviour
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 26, 2007
Arrr, mateys, avast and weigh anchor! Shiver me timbers, it be too long since the dread pirates have been heard from!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 26, 2007
Aye! Yarr! Arrr! Grunt-grunt, and other manly noises! Where to skip?
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted May 30, 2007
argh mateys, what be our heading?
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- 701: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Mar 27, 2007)
- 702: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 27, 2007)
- 703: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Mar 29, 2007)
- 704: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 29, 2007)
- 705: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Apr 1, 2007)
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- 717: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Apr 2, 2007)
- 718: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 26, 2007)
- 719: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (May 26, 2007)
- 720: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (May 30, 2007)
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