h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought those were bourbons?

does it really matter what there called...?

Nah, bourbon is what americans think is whiskey.

Aaaah. Mr. Daniels.

Maybe we should brain him with a bottle of Tullamore. To knock some sense into him. Carefully, we wouldn't want to spill any.

That would be a keelhauling offense of the most horrendous degree.

Yar. He should swing from the yardarm. And I don't mean the ship's yardarm.

What are you doing up at such an ungodly hour?

I had to get up for half a lecture.

urgh!

Hey I learned a new word! Frottage!

Have you learned any new good words recently?

Aaarrr?

You just learnt that? I knew it already.

And in my study, you tend to learn new words very often. Too bad they're not much good in conversation

Did you know that there are moths who survive by drinking tears?

And theres a new species of moth discovered that drinks the tears of sleeping birds.

I didn't, but that's not exactly my field

Well I thought it was really poetic. There should be a species of moth that survives by drinking the tears of people who get in 87 seconds too late to hand in their coursework

Hehe, serves you right for going to a sh*tty uni

Last time I asked when I had to hand something in, the tutor looked like she'd never even heard of the notion.

So that makes your uni more reputable, how?

Because the more relaxed atmosphere that exists between teachers and students allow for greater productivity

Gods, was that biggrin always that stoned-looking?

Only when you use it!

I don't produce recreational drugs. A mate of mine does, though. Good quality, too.