h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm... me, you and who else?

*walks in oblivious to conversation*

we could call on our faithful Vice Commander of the Space Forces...we might be able to convince some others...

*settles down in a comfy chair*

Taster is in the Evil Army. How about her? She just walked in oblivious.

*looks up*

What? Did somebody say my name?

Maybe.

*looks suspicious* What do you want?

I have a mission if you choose to accept it.

*bond theme plays...I DON'T CARE IF IT SHOULD BE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!...followed by the theme to Die Another Day...because it's cool...*

I'm gonna wake-up, yes and-no
I'm gonna kiss, some part-of
I'm gonna keep, this se-cret
I'm gonna close, my body now
I guess I'll, die another day
I guess I'll, die another day
I guess I'll, die another day
I guess I'll, die another day
I wish I'll die, another day
I wish I'll die, another day
I wish I'll die, another day
I wish I'll die, another day
Sigmund Freud,
Analyse this,
Analyse this,
Analyse this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this

I'm gonna break, the cy-cle
I'm gonna shake-up, the sys-tem
I'm gonna dis-troy, my e-go
I'm gonna close, my body now

I think I'll find, another way
There's so much more to know
I guess I'll die another day
It's not my time to go
I think I will, have my way
I've come to work, I've come to play
I think I'll find, another way
It's not my time to go

I'm gonna a-void, the cle-ches
I'm gonna su-spend, my sense-es
I'm gonna deal away, my ples-sures
I'm gonna close, my body now
I guess I'll, die another day
I guess I'll, die another day
I guess I'll, die another day
I guess I'll, die another day
I think I'll find, another way
There's so much more to know
I guess I'll die, another day
It's not my time to go

I guess I'll, die another day
I guess I'll, die another day
I guess I'll, die another day
I guess I'll, die another day
Another day, another day, another day,
Another day, another day, another day, another day

You realize of course that you probably just scared her away.

but it is a cool song...I had to post it...For Destiny Dictates!

*rubs temples*

...whats even cooler is Altavista Babblefish recognizes acronyms...it will take "USSR" and put out "CCCP" which is the Russian acronym...
try it
put it
"USSR / United Soviet Socialist Republic"
at http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
then choose English to Russian and hit translate...

*sighs*

What's the mission?

You must go to here: A3757304
ONce there you must make an RPG charecter for you were one of the few chosen to assist with the invasion of STUMPED, the evil guild of supervillians.

What's the catch?

...catch...?
oh...well...we didn't catch anything...thus we're just going to order pizza...you think the delivery guy can find us if I tell them the address is 1 Out In The Middle of Nowhere Ln...?

Supermoo, who decided to put you in charge of anything ever?