h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's right. You may choose one custom weapon, to be approved, for your personal use only.

I think i would want a sword. For i am already happy with my guns. But i havent made a final decision. But if its going to be a sword I will choose to have Blade's.

I would like a Desert Eagle .50 handgun, extended clip (15 rounds) to facilitate use of a three round burst function in adition to the semi-automatic function it would already possess. The ammo would be spalling silver, the muzzel velocity between 1100 and 1250 meters per second, with Myst's aproval of course.

Nice, both.

But, HDS, don't bother with the exact speed. No-one really bothers to figure out rate of travel. Too much work.

I like my hellsing handguns so i think i'll just stay with the sword.

-The sword is about 1 meter and 1/2. Its made completely of steel with an acid etched blade. It also has a defense mechanism to where if its not in teh grasp of myself and a unknown user touchs it, in 5 secs it will cut off there hand. (like in blade the movies )

HDS you sure you dont want to use the shotgun?

Hmm I would also like a sword, a different type

It is unable to kill anything, but instead, heals, and if i get really skilled with it it can revive people from the dead.

It'll be nanotech, mind, not magic. Humans aren't too skilled there. But, yes, that would work.

Wooo!

Ok

The shotty was very very tempting, but I decided that I needed something one handed, just in case there was close and intermidiate range battle to do. Shotties might be good for "special mission equipment" though.

I only gave the exact speed because anything less than 750 meters per second will go through to possibly hit another target. anything above about 1050 meters per second will rip a huge hole, or do extensive tearing damage even when it only nicks the target.

I just wanted everyone to know that this pistol can rip an arm off at a glance and put a grape fruit sized hole in some one's chest.

So you mean a FMJ style shell casing?

Are you going to have strength restrictions? It seems just like my guns only that you are a pathetic human... remember :P

what are "FMG" shells?

And as to what Craxus said, I am no mere Human, I was the personal attache of Whistler, He taught me everything he knew before meeting Blade, and continuies to keep in close contact with me. So, I am more than a meer human. Besides, your guns are 13 mm, mine are only (honest to God truth, this is a factual conversion) 12.5 mm [.5o caliber].

[Reaper] I favour armaments that are built to last. My VIPER 145 is tough, durable, waterproof, shock resistant, electromagnetically resistant and fireproof. You can take it anywhere, and use it anywhere. Plus I have these...
*Pulls out several large calibre bullets, with lime green casing.*
[Reaper] Railgun rounds. Hypervelocity firing mechanism, high density bullet. Barrel velocity is clocked at 1400 meters per second. They are capable of punching through even the toughest of body armour, and leave an exit wound bigger than your head...

*points at VIPER* That thing is a Mo-Fo. Style, I prefer the more wieldy weight of the Desert Eagle. US and Brti special forces use these you know. *hefts shiny black Desert Eagle*

[Reaper] US and British Special Forces don't even come close to a well-trained VIPER. We're more of an MI6 level, probably higher...
Besides, Americans taste terrible.
*licks his incisors.*

Hah! You fools and your guns.

*Unsheathes his new sword and sliced it through reaper with lightning fast speed, doing no actuall damage, but oddy fixing that small pain from stubbing his toe that morning*

This could be one of most dangeorus weapons...

FMJ

Full metal jacket rounds.