h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i know. we had to leave you there for a month to see which category you fitted in. hope you enjoy yourself!

spook

Hi FWT and HDS I'm the second in command here and as Mystrunners not here ATM let me say welcome, you'll find us a happy bunch I may be the head MP but I'm a nice girl really, grab a of and a bicuit and have a chat with the rest of us

*In responce to Spook's statement, HDS performs a majik trick, which involved pulling three hand grenades from no where, juggling them, removing and replacing their pins while juggling them, and then making them disapear again.*

I think I'm the right guy for munitions

*kicks back and starts to read the pistol section of Jane's Infantry Weapons*

Hi Reefgirl!

spook,

I was wondering what warranted such a vitriolic response? Was my question too trivial to bother such an important leader as yourself?

I'll apologise in advance for this post, but your customer relations sure needs working on.

Reefgirl: thanks for the welcome!

how could it be too trivial if i answered it?

But why the irate response?

it wasn't irate. irate would have been saying i moved you away from my regiment cause i couldn't be bothered to put up with your not following orders and doing nothing for the regiment. i was very friendly in my response.

spook

Well if it wasn't intended as irate, what was it? Rude?

smug

FWT have you visited your PS there's a messege for you

Anyway Spook this isn't your barracks so bog off

reefgirl - as second in command of the army, i not only run my regiment, but i also keep an eye on al the other rgiments to make sure there are no problems, like perhaps a power obsessed mp. now, listen to this order carfully - don't ever tell me what to do.

spook

ps. disobeying a direct order from a general can result in a court marshall

Takes one to know one and I take it I can courts martial myself seeing as you don't like to get your hands dirty, which order did I disobey if I may ask, as I recall you haven't issued me with any and all I did was ask you to leave our barrack room, ok bog off wasnt exactly miss manners talking but I'm fed up with you butting into affairs that are no concern of yours and having a quick peek at your regimental page you might want to spend a bit more time there than nosing around other peoples

Oh BTW do you mind leaving the barracks.........Sir

Spook, I'm rather certain Reefgirl is not a power obsessed MP. She has never questioned my leadership, and I have great respect for my regiment. However, this army was created to have fun in. Most people won't care too much about court marshals, seeing as anyone can join/quit. Don't take this too seriously, please?

Awww I was looking forward to courts martialing myself (good trick if you can do it) BTW did you get my IM

excuse me mystrunner,but even a fun organisation such as this must have a cout marshall now and then. otherwise it would get a bit boring. a good ol' court marshall followed by a good ol' execution followd by a good ol' duck hunt. that's wht this army needs.

btw reefgirl you hadn't disobeyed a direct order, i gave you the direct order in the same post, which was don't tell me what to do. and i'll update my regiment pag when i see fit, probably tomorrow.

General Spook - time to pull rank around here!

*blows raspberry at Spook*

Try it sonny

Spook, a court-marshal is punishment, which is just plain stupid.
In the army its effective, because they have actual power over people. The power that you are wanting to use right now is given to you. And its a power that I would not let you use on me, and I feel that it has no place in this organisation.

Is it really that important for you to be in charge? To tell others what to do?

*looks forward to Spook making a fool of himself at the trial*