h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thanks.

T.A.F.S. HooToo, this is Director of Intelligence Isard, raisw your anti-ballistic shields and be on red alert, the rebels might try to disable or destroy you. And resist any attempts at boarding by anyone.

*Continuis watching Jade for the next sign that she will attack him while he slowly backs towards his limo*

*Desides this T.A.F.S. thing sounds like a challenge and begins to head towards it.*

*Seeing Skullock heading towards the shore, desides that Skullock doesn't need to get at the T.A.F.S. HooToo, pulls his chain fed Desert Eagle, sets it to three round burst, and fires it. The three bullets are heading towards the heart and lungs.*

Jade: Skull! Look out! *she fits a mithril arrow to her bow and shoots it in the general direction of Isard*

*The arrow grazes his shoulder, cutting through the armor a bit, apparently the anti-balistic shield cannot stop slowly moving projectiles*

Argh!

*Holsters Desert Eagle and swings his elvish mechette at Jade's mid section*

Isard's shoulder is bleeding somewhat

Why do you have an elvish mechette? I mean you are a gov't and really only Jade claims that she is a Elf (I maybe since it says it in my name.)

He's got a point. That's not very likely. Use a standard bladed object.

Very well, it is a Vibro-blade (that means it can cut through very dense things with ease)

*Isard is still swinging the vibro-machette at Jade's midsection*

It a vibro-blade a type of lightsabre thing? Because if it is, and I got a serious injury because of it, that would mean that the wound would cauterise almost immediately... Just a question.

*Jade lithely leaps backward as she doesn't want her insides splattered on the outside of her, but still gets a bit scratched by the blade. She places her bow back over her shoulder and draws one of her daggers and rushes at Isard, taking his right shouder firmly with her right hand, and stabbing her dagger into his stomach. When (and if) the blade penetrates, she twists it. Hard.*

*Turns around to see what Jade was yelling about, just in time to catch the bullets in shoulder and lower arm.*

GAAAHHH!!!

When will I remember to duck when I'm told to "look out" instead of just turning around!?!

*continues on his path towards the ship.*

*The blade goes 1 inch into Isard's belly, cutting skin and some muscle and fat.*

Ow!

*, slumping some of his weight onto Jade while she semi-holds him and twists the dagger (that's what it seems like it would look like anyway), Isard swings the machette at Jade's back.*

Vibro-blades are basically regular blades made of high-strength alloys that are attached to a vibro-generator, which giggles the molocules of the blade so that they can more or less wiggle their way through the things that they touch (they wiggle through pretty darn fast too, owchee

*The hastily-swung machete manages to cut a healthy amount of fabric from the back of Jade's shirt (nice mock-Epi. II move, that was,), but for the most part Jade herself remains undamaged. She makes an attempt at penetrating her dagger further in Isard's flesh by roughly whacking the hilt of her dagger with her hand.*


K then. Thanks for the info.

*emerges from a "hole" mumbling and cursing about "that damned slippery Craxus" see's what's going on.*

What the Hell?!? I leave and everything goes to s**t. Hang on Isaard!

*opens a small "hole" between himself and Jade and punches through it at the back of her head*

*is punched, winces, recovers wrenches the dagger deeper in Isard's flesh*

*strained* Um, Scientist, could you please go ounch someone else? I'm trying to commit murder here...

*alters His own position and grabs at Jade's knife arm*

I can see that. But I'm a bleeding heart hero and don't want you to do it.

*Attempts to pull knife away from Isaard*

Auta miqula orqu!

*redoubles her grip on her knife-hand and shoves the dagger in further, resisting Lews' grip*

Just some clarification in the rules, gonna be updated soon, I promise; you can only be in one place at a time. So, isard, you aught to try and make a clean translation between the two threads.

*aims at jades head and she slumps over without a sound* Hey Isard are you ok? I just saved your back side. I have just been radioed to back off now. So get the hell out of here. *Jumps into a copter and aims at skullock who also falls without a sound* Man I love these powerful long range sniper rifles!

WHAT HAPPENED TO CONTINUITY!?!?! I get to decide if I live or die, jerk! And for that mtter so does Skull! We can't be picked off so easily, that was /cheap/. Who the heck are you, anyway? What the f**k??? THAT DIDN'T BLOODY COUNT!