h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So this wouldnt be a good time to mention you havent thrown me my party for being a member one month.

WOW Im selfish git.

"Everyone belongs to everyone else" - Brave New World

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

- Groucho Marx

i hope you will accept me for this one

ahem **clears throat**

"In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory."
-- Les Dawson

soo... can i join?? please please please??

Harley xXx

This appealed to my warped sense of humour

'There aint nothing that's going in my mouth that's not wrapped.'

-Cilla Black

Emmily

Dr. Harley Quinn and Emmily, thanks for the quotes! I'll add you to the members' list now

DZ

P.S. Harley Quinn, you're our 242nd member Congrats!

DZ

P.P.S., please friends...take our badge. Wear with pride.



DZ

thank you!
xx 242nd member! xxx

Can I join? To not have me as a member would surely be inconceivable

"You keep saying that word. i do not think it means what you think it does" (The Princess Bride)

"...and for those of you watching in black & white, the blue ball is the one next to the pink.."

A commentator commentating on a game of snooker years ago.

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt."

Hunter S Thompson. (R.I.P.)

"Magnetism is one of the 6 Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other 5 being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers"
Dave Barry

captn. and invincibledriver, I've added you to the members list. Thanks and keep quoting!

DZ

'Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.'
Gregory House, from House.

I'd like to join!

Happy to oblige, Daizzy! I'll add you to the member list right now--don't forget to put our badge on your page! Thanks and keep quoting

DZ

Le soixante-neuf est interdit dans les couloirs

BS Johnson, A few selected sentences, from his book "Aren't you rather young to be writing your memoirs?"

Harpo

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889 - 1951)

Does this let me in?

'Did yer like that?' Fred Dibnah.


May I join?

That handwritten notice on the back of the door in the cafe´ toilet said:
Don't put anything in toilet bowl unless you've eaten it first!

meaning
I presume
take your fag ends, sanitary towels etc. home with you

and then
I wondered
what I should do
with that length of paper I'd just unrolled

wipe
eat
or leave