h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

I don't run ahead of science. I follow as close as I can, and I peer over their shoulders while the scientists are watching their feet.
Larry Niven

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
Isaac Asimov

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more
bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states
that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams

"if you eliminate all logical solutions to a problem then the illogical however inpractical will reveal themselves!" Sherlock Holmes

Have a magical day!

MS

Oh boy...its been a TAD too long since I've fulfilled my group leader duties of adding people to the list of members! My apologies, blmg and magic-sophie, I'll do so right now...that's what travelling Europe for four months does to you! Peace

DZ

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad."
Anon

Much thanks for the quote, doctor I'll add you to the officially official members' list right now!

DZ

Nothing great was ever done without enthusiasm
Waldo Ralph Emmerson

Our enemies are strong and resourceful and so are we, they dont stop thinking about new ways to harm our country, and neither do we.
George Bush

There are three way to something the right way the wrong way and the Max Powers way.
Homer Simpson

I think I am having serious problems with my lifestyle
Arthur Dent

Squawk
A bird

"But against her prudence, Harriet’s heart fluttered and dipped like a delicate rhododendron on a Nordic Track."
-Yesterday's Woot

I want my food dead not ill not dying dead- Oscar Wilde

"Sometimes it's hard to see your face without a mirror" - Dr. Phil

By the way, how do I become an official member?

Darth Zaphod cruises by occasionally and adds you to the list

has chauncey elvised?

Another quote

"It matters not whether the glass is half full or half empty. What matters is how much is in the bottle, next to the glass" - A guru
(Bob) from the temple.

"The speed of time is one second per second"- Philosopher (Dr. Vine)

"...Your jus tlike supergirl except that you dont look good ina miniskirt" Commander supermoo on the topic of me not existing

I am a bad bad bad group leader! I'm so sorry I've been absent--I've been busy with summer school and getting ready to move into a new house! Kodama, Nick_Em, I'm adding you to the members list RIGHT NOW! Thanks a million

DZ

That's the spirit - "Carpe Diem" - From 'Harvey Krumpet'.

Also "A rolling stone gathers no parsnips" - Dead Ringers