h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I admit my surprise... I never thought you'd find this place. Since you did, you deserve it, just enjoy and learn while you have the chance. If you would like to see the original BoE just say the word.

Well, whilst you are here, you should help me get ready...

*YS snaps her fingers, and the room shifts. There is an obscenely well stocked bar, a very long Roman table, low to the ground, with fainting couches all around it. A catering staff of confused looking fluffies is running around loading the table to groaning point. A thousand black candles illumine the whole scene from above, there being no room on the table, from Burton-esque chandeliers and sconces. There are blood red, deep purple, and black streamers all around.*






Oh, heh, how about some ?

Does that look like enough for a proper soiree?

*Enjoys some quails stuffed with swans' tongues*

Mmm. Decadent.

*sets a half a pound of tuppeny rice, and a half a pound of treacle on the feast table, and takes the jumper off the cat*

Yes, cold beverages are a must!

Anything else you need, in the way of help?

Legion, love, you wouldn't mind having a speech prepared, would you? You are our local Tyrannical Despot after all, and the founder of the feast.

Vy, how DID you find Stavros?

*Nods, sampling some food.*

Really...*Chew.*

I was wondering that myself...

*Takes a very stiff drink.*

u_u Come come, a good e~vil personage knows when to keep a vow, and when to break one, yes? This vow that I gave to keep the identity of my source anonymous is something that I intend to hold strong to.

Unless, of course, someone pays me more then I was paid to keep the secret.

Speech, speech, heyeaah...I'll get right on it.

*Starts mumbling to self and scribbling on a napkin, while shovelling coelancth caviar into his mouth*

*levelly, to Vyusher*

We have ways of making you talk...

Ooh, I think I just found our party game, guys! It's called "Make Vyusher talk"! Who goes first?

*walks in muttering about how much the BBc /sucks my bum/ and takes a seat next to Legion*

I had to completely reregister with a new name. I lost all my work. This is sooo uncool...

*waves to Yank* How you doin', love?

*stares at Vy*

Vy talks, or he dies.

*Bangs on table, eyes still on notes*

Agreed. Vy, do be a good man and fill us in...

*Eats a few cocktail sausages, fires the sticks at the recalcitrant one*

*grabs himself a and some before closing his eyes, and begins his story.
You may remember, it was the end of the year, not even a year ago yet... This place was still baby~ass fresh, and there was this dashing fellow, dancing in a cage, having a good time, trying to bring some business to this place.
*rips off his Gaia gear and an extremely fat man tumbles out of his clothes*
THAT FAT MAN YOU KILLED WAS MY BROTHER, MYST! I vowed since that day that I would take my revenge... I've planned, and I've plotted, and I've infiltriated your system! By your own hand, you doomed yourself, Mystrunner! DOOOOMED! It was you! IT WAS ALWAYS YOU! YOU killed my brother, YOU accepted me into the BOE, and YOU'RE the one that brought me back to this place, to take my revenge!
Or, you know, I just caught the ride on the third page of the BOE. *hides the morbidly obeise form back in his Gaian body and finishes his

...so you're saying you're Spook...?

*calmly picks a handy steakknife up off of the tabletop and flicks it into stabbing position*

Hmm?

No no no, I know nothing about your Spook fellow, I'm just saying that like always, It's Myst's fault. Though I am surprised to see that I'm the only one ambitious enough of the new blood to seek out the home of the old blood. After all, we were given the invitation from Riv herself, as well as the address from Myst.

Blashphemy!

*...but she puts knife down anyway, because she's just found a nice bowl of pre-packaged ramune candy up and to the left of her*

*Downs another *

*backs away in confusion*

*Yawns, and wakes the rest of the way up.*

...given from me, eh? Yes, I seem to remember showing a few people the original BoE thread. Lord, it feels good to be back here, really. Sometimes, you just have to get away from Gaia... the simplicity of this place is refreshing.

Indeed! And then we also have these: . Which you really can have a good thread with out.