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Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Terran Posted Oct 6, 2003
*Roll's his eyes. Disturbingly someone rolls them back to him across the counter.*
*Puts his glass down*
Have you got any water? 
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Oct 6, 2003
*Nods.*
There's usually a couple of bottles in the back. 's what I drink.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Kleopatra Posted Oct 6, 2003
*fails to drink the antidote and falls*
*realizes that she had left a while back and that her hand wasn't poisoned and gets back up*
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Oct 7, 2003
...Touche'.
Nice move. *golf clap*
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Oct 8, 2003
**
Right. Anyhow, what's our move? We've been stagnent here for some time... we should do something.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Terran Posted Oct 8, 2003
*Does an Irish Jig*
Oh you want something constructive?
Well the Terminator is senator for California... do you think Skynet had something to do with that?
*Verc letting his imagination get away with him*
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Terran Posted Oct 8, 2003
Or should I say governor?
Yes I probably should...
Anyway, about Skynet...
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Oct 8, 2003
*Looks about wildly.*
Robots are taking over the world!
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mr. Legion Posted Oct 9, 2003
I would say that sounds like a paranoid delusional fantasy...but that's sorta what I said about the whole mobile phone phenomenon, so you could be onto something...
*Calls supermarket, starts ordering canned food, welding torches and shotguns*
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Oct 10, 2003
*Glances about.*
Riiight. Good to see you, Legion! How's college going?
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Oct 10, 2003
Sorry I've been so absent, loves... moved downstate and now trying to find employment... appearantly maniacle laughter isn't considered a "specialized job skill"... though I don't know what is.
We've been invaded by smelly quasi-ladybugs... they must be harnessed for our evil intentions. They smell. 
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Kleopatra Posted Oct 10, 2003
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Oct 11, 2003
*Grins, smashes a few of them.*
They're some sort of Japanese beetle, actually. Illinois imported them to eat aphids, which they did, among other things they ate... stupid Illinois government.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Kleopatra Posted Oct 11, 2003
Michigan did it too.. maybe their the same ones??
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Kiro Yukai (Ravenclaw, God, Merc. Bounty Hunter, Weredragon... and much much more!!!) Posted Oct 11, 2003
*Shows up with Kleo* Lets see, Mystrunner I know, Jade and Legion I've encountered, I've heard of Yankee-shoes. thats about it. Nice place you've got here.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mr. Legion Posted Oct 11, 2003
Mmm. Hi. Your name is a bit familiar. But anyway, procedure for greeting newcomers to the supah-secret thread...
*Directs a halogen lamp at Kiro's eyes, growls slightly*
We are the BoE. Who sent you? Who do you work for? What's your favourite colour?
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Kleopatra Posted Oct 11, 2003
*says to Mr. Legion*
He's with me! And his favorite color is red.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mr. Legion Posted Oct 11, 2003
*Blinks*
Heey, I'm enjoying this. It's *ages* since I've done an interrogation. Leave me my fun, eh?
*Barks at Kiro in an atrocious German accent*
For you this war is over, Englander! It would be wise to cooperate! We are reasonable men! And we also like this colour 'red'. 
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Oct 12, 2003
*Myst gives Kiro a long stare, and whispers to Legion out of the corner of his mouth.*
Can we trust him?
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mr. Legion Posted Oct 12, 2003
*Turns to look at Myst slowly, grins*
I trust nobody. Aheh. No offence, you understand, but I don't even trust *you*. Nothing personal - just a principle.
I say we keep him under close surveillance, and if he's clean, fine. And if he's not - it's herd-of-pigs time. Mwaha
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Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
- 961: Terran (Oct 6, 2003)
- 962: Mystrunner (Oct 6, 2003)
- 963: Kleopatra (Oct 6, 2003)
- 964: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Oct 7, 2003)
- 965: Mystrunner (Oct 8, 2003)
- 966: Terran (Oct 8, 2003)
- 967: Terran (Oct 8, 2003)
- 968: Mystrunner (Oct 8, 2003)
- 969: Mr. Legion (Oct 9, 2003)
- 970: Mystrunner (Oct 10, 2003)
- 971: Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again (Oct 10, 2003)
- 972: Kleopatra (Oct 10, 2003)
- 973: Mystrunner (Oct 11, 2003)
- 974: Kleopatra (Oct 11, 2003)
- 975: Kiro Yukai (Ravenclaw, God, Merc. Bounty Hunter, Weredragon... and much much more!!!) (Oct 11, 2003)
- 976: Mr. Legion (Oct 11, 2003)
- 977: Kleopatra (Oct 11, 2003)
- 978: Mr. Legion (Oct 11, 2003)
- 979: Mystrunner (Oct 12, 2003)
- 980: Mr. Legion (Oct 12, 2003)
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