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Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mr. Legion Posted Sep 12, 2003
Begging for money, albeit virtual money, is beneath Our dignity.
*Sniffs*
On the other hand, if it gets results...
*Begins drawing up 'Will Laugh For Gold' sign*
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mr. Legion Posted Sep 12, 2003
Here it is...the most faux-humiliating thing I have ever done online 
I think I make a rather compelling case, don't you?
http://www.go-gaia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=5055526#5055526
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Sep 12, 2003
It brought tears to my eyes. I'm sending you $100, from the last donation I recieved.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Sep 12, 2003
Oh, and you get 25 for clicking on the two commercial banners on the front page, once every 24 hours.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mr. Legion Posted Sep 12, 2003
Thankee kindly, sur.
*Bows and scrapes, tugs forelock*
Say, I could get pretty good at this shameless begging business 
Reckon I could make a living on the streets? It beats studying for my BA 
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Sep 12, 2003
*Strokes chin.*
I daresay we could get pretty good at it. Hmm...
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mr. Legion Posted Sep 12, 2003
Woo! Just scored some charity...not totally sure what to click on to finish the thing, though...
*Starts practising feeble cough, fake limp*
Yes...living off the good impulses of others while actually having nthing wrong with you is pretty e-vil, I'd say...
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Sep 12, 2003
Just click on the accept trade button, and it should show up in a few seconds.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Kleopatra Posted Sep 12, 2003
*sits nervously on a stool, not far from Mystrunner, but far enough away so the lady on his lap doesn't shoot rays of hate and mistrust at her* Uh.. I think... oh. nevermind... *she says, reading the drink list on the wall*
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Sep 13, 2003
*Nods.*
Oh, you're safe here. Y-S and I... well, you can probably tell. 
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Kleopatra Posted Sep 13, 2003
*smiles slightly*
Yes, I can well understand about you and your lady. A certain someone has my mouth twisted into words I swore I'd never speak and my heart tied in strings, to say the least.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Sep 13, 2003
*Nods.*
Oh, good! Ok, that's settled then.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Kleopatra Posted Sep 14, 2003
*says to Y-S* You see, dearie, I'm no threat to your relationship. Mystrunner and I are merely friends, and since he saw me in need, he suggested I stop in. You understand, right?
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Sep 15, 2003
*Rummages behind the bar.*
This place is becoming slightly inactive. My fault, partially.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Sep 15, 2003
Okay... First off Jade, I threatened on your behalf, but you *really* must regulate...
*http://www.go-gaia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=5342713#5342713*
Second of all... *glares a bit at Mysty* You're quite find Kleo... I just like picking fights.
How do you transfer money, Myst? I'm still figuring this Gaia thing out.
Legion, I'm really dissapointed in you... I wanted you to stay in undies and socks, and just add a top hat and monacle.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Sep 15, 2003
*Winces.*
Oh, to transfer money? You've got to buy a bank card to send stuff, to recieve, when the little arrow bubble appears over your person's head, click on it, and click yes or summat.
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Sep 15, 2003
Thras: *yawns, settles himself more comfortably on Jade's shoulder and falls asleep. Or so he wants you to believe...*
Jade: *looks up at Yank* Ah, so register there then? All right... *sighs, goes off to do so*
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mr. Legion Posted Sep 15, 2003
I prefer to be a little more clothed. Makes me feel big, y'know?
*Shakes finger at JJ*
You really mustn't be annoyed at that dragon lady. You know I'm far too terrified to stray far from you So, no more fighting. Unless you do it in mud. In a pit. In...well, I leave the details to your imagination 
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Kleopatra Posted Sep 15, 2003
*realizes that she has still not ordered anything, askes for a glass of water* I hope that's not a problem?
Officially The Ancient and Approved Committee of E-vil, Plotting, Cattle Murder and General Mayhem
Mystrunner Posted Sep 16, 2003
Probably not a problem.
*Checks the other threads.*
I don't see any signs of our bounty-hunting friends. What happened to them, I wonder?
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- 877: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Sep 15, 2003)
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