h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Tries to repress memories of family party last New Year*

Quite right, Mysty. More drinks, anyone?

*Slides a down the bar to YS*

Thanks, Legion... better buy a ramune for Jade... methinks the kidnapping/betrayal thing may not be working for her...

Nah, the lady has a sense of humour. And it's hardly 'betrayal', I mean I never specifically *promised* not to kidnap and sell her...

Hearing it put like that, maybe I *should* get her a drink It'll probably be useful to have a bottle in my hand when she gets back, anyway...

Legion and Terran, and anyone else, I just wanted to tell you to feel free to invite who ever you like to come here. Just try and do it as descreatly as possible.

*laying it on quite thick as not to snap and kill the lot of them*

Legion, a ramune would be rather nice. Now. *mutters* ...Tye-mancuva...

*she turns to Myst* Did you say you /didn't/ dance? As in, not at all? That's really to bad. because we're dancing. Now.

*She grabs him by the arm and tugs him out to the dance floor*

Bwaarg!

*Gives in and dances*

*Riffling through elvish dictionary*

'Tye-mancuva'...you are, are you? That's a bit of an over-reaction, doncha think? I *did* buy you a ramune.

Happy new year to us all, BTW.

Yes. Tye-mancuva. Later though, I'm dancing.

*grins at Myst*

D'you know how to waltz...? ...or perhaps we should just let go all pretenses and freak-dance? I'm up for either...

Well Legion, as Jade's taken my dance partner, are you up for a spin around the dance floor? *glances over jealously... but can't say anything because of the little bounty snafu*

*trying to keep from ing at mystrunner trying to dance*

*Bows to YS, takes her hand and leads out onto the dance floor*

Look at those two. It's like 'Strictly Ballroom' crossed with 'Wacky Races'.

*Does a complicated series of steps yet somehow manages not to tie own legs around each other*

Shouldn't one of us have a between our teeth?

Oh! I want a ! And you are a good lead, Mr.Legion! *forgets completely about Myst and Jade as a tango begins and Y.S. and L. gracefully execute a snap turn and command the floor* I'm so glad I wore the evening gown with the twirly skirt!

*Waltzes with Jade, grinning.*

*grins also*

*yells across the dance floor at Legion*

Aww, you're just jealous that Myst is a better dancer than you are.

*She changes the dance into an old elvish walts (which looks something like a cross betweena foxtrot and a tango,) and hopes fervently that Myst's mumtaught him how to do it*

Tricky, aren't we?

*Mystrunner makes the transition smoothly, his legs seeming to float rather than ever touch the ground.*

*ignoring the other couple, having to marvelous and of a time*

As i was walking down the street, listening for the sound of the music pulsing from the club, I was rather stunned to hear a tango.

*Throws a glaces towards the DJ.*

*Does a double take seeing that the DJ is no longer manning his turntables.*

Ok, who did what to the DJ and where is he? Not that I don't mind the change in music it's just that DJ's are rather expensive and hard to replace.

*above the waltz music, Jade shouts to Skull*

I think I saw him going toward the loo...

*grins at Myst and glides across the dance floor*

Yeah. With that dagger in his stomach.

[To Man In Corner] Hey Lou, whatdidya put on that dagger?

[lou] Number three, boss.

Good. He'll be allright.

*raises an eyebrow at Myst*

What is number three then?