h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Looks aruond.*

Has anyone seen Legion lately?

Jadie, maybe you should pull a stunt like him and YS did.

*ahem*

Anyway, anyone who can tell me where he's been gets a free round of whatever they want.

* to check out where he told her he would be...*

And I was enjoying our dance so...

Oh well.

*Signals to barman*

Just an just now, please.

Bartender: One coming right up!

*Hands Euan an *

*sits down at bar, waves at skullock, and drums fingers on bar*

"Hey...what's up? How'sa bout a shirley temple...I'm not much for alcoholic drinks.

Darth Zaphod

*Sits at the bar*

*Starts drinking s in rapid succesion.*

*Getting rather sloshed*

Okeeyydookiiee. Barrtenor, git that loverly ladieeee...

*shaking terriblely, points in the general direction of one of the several DZ's that he's seeing.*

...er...one of them...

*Squints at DZ*

A drink!

*The bartender slides a drink down to DZ*

*looking confused toward skullock*
my my my....I don't think you should be driving home tonite

Bartender, would you be so kind as to get this young man a water? I think he's had enough alcohol for one sitting.

DZ

Skull /is/ the barkeep.

*hops lithely behind the bar and gets Skull a glass of water. She then leaps up and perches upon it, dangling her legs over the edge.*

Drink all of it, Skull. And please don't throw up on my boots...

Isn't it illegal for the bartender to be drinking during work hours? hmmm...

DZ

*Drinks the water, gazes thankfuly at Jade*

Ya no...yourrr areally gooooood frend.

*Throws his arm around DZ.*

I LOVE you guys soooooooooooooooo much that I think I'll........









*Passes out*

*ahem* well...this is nice...

*pushes skullock off, who falls over*

oops...um...*picks him back up, and sets him in a chair*

riiiight...um...a little help, please?

DZ

*Jade rolls her eyes, sighs, and jumps back behind the bar. She comes back with a very large pitcher of freezing cold water and a towel. She places the towel on a barstool and pours the ice cold water over Skull's head*

You know darling, you really need to stop doing this to yourself...

*hops over the bar (yet again [what? it's fun, okay?]) and finds an apron, which she ties about her waist, and then she grins*

*to Darth* Would you like something to drink, while Skull's... erm, well, /out,/ as it were? I think I could manage... See? Works out quite nicely. Oh, and about Skull and drinking on the job thing being illegal... Well, I really don't think he has to worry about that as he is the owner of this club. Anyway though,

*Sits up suddely.*



WWWWWHHHOOOOOOOAAAA! THAT'S COLD!

*Grins evily*

Well, I could have always poured it down your pants, but then that would have been mean.

*She hands him the towel*

Shall I make you some very strong then?

Ah, yes, And you've never been known to do 'anything' that might be considered mean.

s

*Takes the towel and drys himself off.*

Accually Jade, you've always been rather kind to me, and it is muchly appriciated. Thank You.

*pats Skull on the head, hands him some strong *

You're welcome dear. See, generally I have avery strict policy of "don't try to kill peope until they try to kill you, or at the very least annoy you to a very high degree. or touch your llama without premission... etc." But anyway, you get me. you've never done me wrong.

*Takes the * Again, Thank You.


*Nods, ah, I see. Well I don't plan on making an enemy of you any time soon, so hopefully we'll go on having a healthly friendship. Besides I've seen what you do to those who annoy you, and I wouldn't ever want to have you unleash your venom on me.

awwwwwwwww...I can feel the love quick, group hug!!

DZ