h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The doors slide shut behind you. You walk along, and select a likely meeting room. Walking in, various agents and operatives nod in greeting. An automated robot pushes a into your hand.

*nods at everyone* yes im here dont know why

Attempts to thank robot, spilling drink all over it.
Hello!

thank you robot. im here can someone tell me why and what i am in this gov.

Well i can always use an assistant, you cant have an ineffician government without millions upon Millions of Unnecesary Assitant Secretaries, Undersecratary to the Assistant Secretary, Assistant Undersecratary to the Assistant Secretary (all real U.S. gov. Titles)

Comes With all the free and you want...

not that i couldnt stand that er, any other ideas

Well what exactly does the gov do?
Do we hang arond the heros or are we independant?

Your job will be to hunt down Daedalus for the purposes of recovering it. X-Rambling is the leader in this section, see her bio at the sign up page. Until things start up, you can plan and arm yourselves here.

This is also a possible target for the anarchists, as is their base camp for you... but not until Dec. 31st.

Can't be the leader, bud; will only be online infrequently. Think of me as the General Inspector; a shadowy figure with an incontinent dog who stirs up trouble now and again. Can host a thread to discuss strategy, but will only check in once or twice a week.

RL too hectic.

e mail me a strategy and I'll outline it here; get discussion going.
for anyone who wishes to talk off the beeb, e mail me at [email protected]. We need a little of the script, Myst, so we have some direction. You can post it here, start a thread on my u page titled Govt. Newsletter, or direct me to start a yahoo group for our govt. players as a sort of information warehouse and discussion board.

By leader, yeah, your def. is rather accurate. I was thinking along the lines of the person you see usually at the end of every couple episodes, who sit in the darkened chair... My apologies, anyhoo.

maybe Phoenix should lead as he sighned up second, anyway he wants somethin to do...

She, I think you'll find.

cool. I love being a complete idiot
in a place of power. How are you all?

id be delighted to lead, WOMEN IN POWER

Right ho, Then!

You'll be leading, Goose will be the people that shouts in the wrist-radio far too loud and often, and deafens everyone else, and who else wants what?

as i have stated earlier i would like to be the field guy (fox mulder like) who actually has no clue what he's doing and blows up every peice of equipment he touches

Ah, good. Like, blowing up due to improper operation, that sort of thing?

improper operation, attempting to fix, holding it....
that sort of thing

Sounds good.

*Waits for more agents to arrive, mildly sipping *

*Waves at everyone as he takes the drink*

Hey everybody! As long as we're passing out jobs somebody is going to have to study and keep tabs on all of this secret technology that we are going to deal with. This person would also have to inform the other government members about this technology. Now i'm the definition of incompetance, and i'm very underqualified........I'd love to do it! I offer my services to the government as their technology professor.

*sits down at the table*