A Conversation for Gleaming Pheasant
I'm only a bird ?
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Started conversation Apr 15, 2024
Some say:- I'm a Pheasant and only a bird species
But! If you look behind me! I'm a fencing instructor 
OK! But even a bird can try to be humorous
I'm only a bird ?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 15, 2024
We don't have pheasants in my area, but I've had turkeys roosting on my car. They must think cars are edible. Either that, or they think they can mate with them. Either possibility is nuts!
I'm only a bird ?
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 16, 2024
Great Escape film
Hey up guards! While your watching me 
you ain't seeing my mates digging the tunnel under shower unit 4 
I'm only a bird ?
SashaQ - happysad Posted Apr 17, 2024
"They must think cars are edible. Either that, or they think they can mate with them." - 
I'm only a bird ?
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 17, 2024
My height comes within the limit, that can ride the 6 Flags Magic Mountain Roller Coaster
(see level indicator)
I'm only a bird ?
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 12, 2024
Floods at 5ft height, no worriesfloods of 5ft 3ins height = bloody panic
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I'm only a bird ?
- 1: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 15, 2024)
- 2: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 15, 2024)
- 3: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 16, 2024)
- 4: SashaQ - happysad (Apr 17, 2024)
- 5: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 17, 2024)
- 6: SashaQ - happysad (May 11, 2024)
- 7: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (May 12, 2024)
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