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They must be well-hidden
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Started conversation Jul 31, 2023
I'm not going to strain my eyes trying to find them
They must be well-hidden
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 3, 2023
Your face is covered in blood!
Have you snacked on a human ?
NO! I flew into the brickwork in the dark 
They must be well-hidden
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 3, 2023
2 nuns driving down the road and a 
smacks/hits into the front of the car!
The sister in the passenger seat says to the Mother Superior (driving) show him your cross!
The Mother Superior winds down the window and shouts!
GET OFF MY BLOODY WINDOW SCREEN!!!!
They must be well-hidden
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 8, 2023
10.18pm. just thought this one up
I've robbed a in broad daylight! and got away with it!
He's the He was asleep, he's on night shifts
They must be well-hidden
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 8, 2023
"He's the" = here's the
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They must be well-hidden
- 1: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 31, 2023)
- 2: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Aug 3, 2023)
- 3: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Aug 3, 2023)
- 4: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Aug 8, 2023)
- 5: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Aug 8, 2023)
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