h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dilbert found Bob the Dinosaur behind his sofa. Some dinosaurs were so good at hiding that they escaped the asteroid, and went unnoticed by everyone except Dilbert, whom no one pays attention to anyway. If dinosaurs are hiking, you want to be behind them, not ahead of them

? Are 1 to 5 bays passive dinosaurs then ?

Bay 6 at your own risk ?

The herbivorous Parasaurolophus shown on the sign isn't usually considered a particularly aggressive dinosaur in the first place. But perhaps it is easily offended by constantly being called 'duck-billed'?

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I didn't know it was called that. If you hadn't told me, I would have been in no danger of offending it.

Why do ducks get all the glory, it thinks, when it was here first? Why does no-one speak of the Parasaurolophus-billed platypus, hmm?

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The "duck got the bill" but it was either the chicken or the egg that ordered the food...

No climbing signs always look like a challenge to me. It usually doesn't state why not. Crossing the gorge using the trusses on the underside of a bridge does give you so much better views...