A Conversation for Renfrew's Big Case: Episode 15
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Started conversation Feb 26, 2023
Sigismund may be able to not do any cooking this time
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Feb 27, 2023
That is always a tricky thing with the insurance of things you built yourself.
Will Betty Boop cook for him?
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 27, 2023
That would seem likely.
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
SashaQ - happysad Posted Mar 2, 2023
A poignant episode…
That is handy about the turkey, though 
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 2, 2023
There was a wild turkey on my car the other day. I shared pictures of it on facebook
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
SashaQ - happysad Posted Mar 2, 2023
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Mar 2, 2023
And the video is up now at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ04VilbiqA
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 2, 2023
Thank you so much!
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Mar 2, 2023
It came out nice.
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Mar 3, 2023
Yes, I love it!
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 3, 2023
Some of my neighbors worried that the turkey would dent the roof of my car, but that doesn't seem to have happened. The turkey seems to be shy; it hasn't returned.
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Mar 4, 2023
Wild turkeys are wily. I don't know about them denting cars - but in flight they can be formidable. A flying one tore the side-view mirror off my brother-in-law's pickup...and just kept going.
Now, the small herd of yearling deer that got into the municipal parking lot one year did a job on the cars there - climbing over them with their sharp hooves... 
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Mar 4, 2023
I don't know why but I never thought of turkeys as flying animals. 
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Mar 4, 2023
That's because the domestic ones are too fat to fly - that's the fault of turkey breeders. Turkeys were first bred in Mexico maybe 5000 years ago. The ones in the supermarket originally came from Mexico. They're not aerodynamically sound.
Meleagris gallopavo is definitely a flying breed, though.
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 4, 2023
Fine. Let them fly. Can't stop 'em anyway. Apparently you can shoo them away by waving your arms around or brandishing an umbrella or broom. If they let me be, I will do likewise
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Mar 4, 2023
They are less of a threat than swans, anyway. Swans are mean.
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Mar 4, 2023
And geese...
What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Mar 4, 2023
Them, too!
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What could be better than a free Thanksgiving turkey that you don't have to cook?
- 1: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 26, 2023)
- 2: Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. (Feb 27, 2023)
- 3: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 27, 2023)
- 4: SashaQ - happysad (Mar 2, 2023)
- 5: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 2, 2023)
- 6: SashaQ - happysad (Mar 2, 2023)
- 7: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Mar 2, 2023)
- 8: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 2, 2023)
- 9: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Mar 2, 2023)
- 10: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Mar 3, 2023)
- 11: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 3, 2023)
- 12: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Mar 4, 2023)
- 13: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Mar 4, 2023)
- 14: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Mar 4, 2023)
- 15: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 4, 2023)
- 16: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Mar 4, 2023)
- 17: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Mar 4, 2023)
- 18: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Mar 4, 2023)
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