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What do you mean, the buffet is closed and we're all in quarantine?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Started conversation Apr 5, 2020
Alas, these days, ocean cruises evoke images of the sick and the dead. Things are very different from the glory days of the ship in "Anything Goes." On he other hand, Ii I had to pay nonrefundable money anyway, this would be preferable to a ride on the Titanic (or Tincanic)
What do you mean, the buffet is closed and we're all in quarantine?
minorvogonpoet Posted Apr 5, 2020
"I don't suppose there's any society in America?" 
What do you mean, the buffet is closed and we're all in quarantine?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 5, 2020
Yes, there is: The new Ashmolean Marching Society and Students' Conservatory Band.
Tell them Charlie sent you.
What do you mean, the buffet is closed and we're all in quarantine?
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 5, 2020
My dear! Don't you dare ask for ice in your martinin
I have a foreboding
What do you mean, the buffet is closed and we're all in quarantine?
Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Apr 6, 2020
Her thoughts:
I wonder which one of them will run off first... after they find out about the after-effects of those Tabasco doughnuts I fed them.
What do you mean, the buffet is closed and we're all in quarantine?
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 6, 2020
The guy in the straw hat is thinking: I put laxative in her coffee this morning. I wonder when she's going to show the effects.
What do you mean, the buffet is closed and we're all in quarantine?
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 6, 2020
I THOUGHT you said it was a "drag" party!
What do you mean, the buffet is closed and we're all in quarantine?
Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Apr 8, 2020
Just wait till you see those burnout marks on the runway!
(from either the laxative, or the drag race)
What do you mean, the buffet is closed and we're all in quarantine?
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 8, 2020
What do you mean "George your a coward"
Who cares, it's women and children first eh!
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What do you mean, the buffet is closed and we're all in quarantine?
- 1: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 5, 2020)
- 2: minorvogonpoet (Apr 5, 2020)
- 3: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 5, 2020)
- 4: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 5, 2020)
- 5: Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. (Apr 6, 2020)
- 6: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 6, 2020)
- 7: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 6, 2020)
- 8: Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. (Apr 8, 2020)
- 9: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 8, 2020)
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