h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I abducted you seven times and took you to my planet, after which I erased your memories and returned you to the drab, wretched life which you somehow seem to prefer.

I also have your cat, Mr. Mittens. Take a good look at him. He is enjoying himself immensely here. You could be happy, too.

Would you like me to abduct you again, hoping you'll realize that you belong among us?

I'll bet that you've never seen a Beluga whale go to a fancy dress party dressed as a pancake/flapjack before ?

You're right. I've never seen that before. How waffle!

I'm not keen on aquariums (large fish in small tanks situated above my head make me feel nervous ) but ray fish are very elegant and they do have cute faces! I used to enjoy watching the ray fish swimming with dogfish in an indoor pond at Stapeley Water Gardens

You might be very nervous at "Rainforest cafe," then. They have large fish in large aquariums, and the aquariums are connected by tubes that arch over the visitors' heads.

On a hootoo meet in Hull, we went to visit "The Deep"
I had my s leather coat on and I'd 2 of those kids inflatable swimmers arms bands on I said at the reception desk! You never know ? a tank could spring a leak
The looks

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Yes, I’ve been to a place like ‘The Deep’ and it did make me very nervous

I didn’t know that about the Rainforest Cafe - I nearly went to my local one a few years ago, but the wheelchair access wasn’t very good, so we went somewhere tamer instead.

So, you were ready to swim with the fishes, prof.

can't swim, but NOT scared of water as long as there's NO soap in it then

Water you going to do if you're on a boat, and it sinks? What if the sink has soap in it?

Paul! You know me I'll only walk on it (water) to dry land