'Walking Backwards for Christmas' - the Song

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Every now and then a Christmas song is recorded that fully captures the spirit and ethos of Christmas, that evokes peace on Earth, the reverend awe of the concept of an almighty Creator being on Earth in the form of a newborn, precious baby. 1956's 'I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas' is not that song. It is, however, a song about someone walking backwards for Christmas across the Irish Sea in the pursuit of true love, and one of the few Christmas songs (as opposed to carols) to have been recorded before the 1970s or 1980s.

Walking the Walk and Talking the Talk

'I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas' is a song by the Goons, the stars of Britain's phenomenally popular and revolutionary radio comedy series The Goon Show. These madcap episodes all had ludicrous plots with surreal, nonsensical humour and starred Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers, with Michael Bentine appearing in the very first episodes. 250 episodes of The Goon Show were broadcast between 1951 and 1960, with two specials in 1970.

Many a Christmas song has been inspired by world events, and 'Walking Backwards for Christmas' is no exception. Just as the minor inconvenience of the threat of total nuclear destruction and the obliteration of all life on Earth during the Cuban Missile Crisis would later inspire 'Do You Hear What I Hear?', 'Walking Backwards for Christmas' was inspired by disaster on an even greater magnitude; the 1956 Musicians' Strike.

Struck by a Striking Streak

'Walking Backwards for Christmas' first appeared in the Goon Show sixth series episode 'The Great Tuscan Salami Scandal', in which Ned Seagoon must find a way to avoid war with the other side of the Spaghetti Curtain by locating the missing breeding pair of ground-to-ground salami fitted with warheads1. This episode had been recorded in February 1956 during the Musician's Strike. As comedy was seen to have evolved out of the music hall tradition, comedy shows were expected to have one or more musical breaks. The Goon Show was no exception and during this era typically had two musical breaks per episode as well as live-played background music to set the scene and for dramatic emphasis. At the time these were normally provided by Max Geldray (1916-2004), the world's first jazz harmonica player, and the Ray Ellington Quartet.

The BBC was one of the world's largest employers of musicians but was also under pressure to play more records of contemporary music, while recent breakthroughs in technology made it possible for the first time to record radio broadcasts and potentially retransmit them, rather than every radio show needing to be broadcast live. In early 1956 it was involved in three-way negotiations with the Musicians' Union and copyright-licensing society Phonographic Performance Limited, known as PPL. The Musicians' Union wanted to restrict the amount of needletime – the amount of recorded music that the BBC could play – in favour of live performances by its members. Yet any deal also had to be agreed by PPL, who were acting on behalf of the UK's record companies that owned the copyright of the records that the BBC wanted to play. This was made more difficult as the record companies themselves that PPL were representing were divided between those who believed that over-playing records on radio would reduce record sales and others who believed that the more records were played the greater the sales would be. Overall PPL were keen to promote the increase of needletime as they collected the licencing fees raised when records were played. The agreement established in 1952 had expired on 31 December 19552. After some negotiation this was continued until October 1957 while in November 1956 Parliament passed the 1956 Copyright Act which introduced cover regarding the rights involved in recording a radio and/or television broadcast.

To Prove My Love For You: The Broadcast Version

If necessity is the mother of invention, insanity is the half great-aunt-in-law of desperation. Something needed to be done to plug the musical interlude gap or the episode would be broadcast with silent dead air. When it came to music, the Goons did have a secret weapon; however this was a dud. Harry Secombe, having the lungs of a Welshmen, the face of a gasping cherub and the lips of a raspberry-blower, had spent twelve years training to be a opera singer and was an official bel canto tenor, or can belto as he insisted. He had already had a Top Twenty hit under his considerable belt the previous year and would later go on to have more hits, reaching number two in 1967, appear in musicals, be nominated for a Tony award and appear in Oliver! (1968), the multi-Oscar-winning musical. His voice was so beloved by all who heard it that Spike Milligan, when he heard of Secombe's death in 2001, said, 'I'm glad he died before me, because I didn't want him to sing at my funeral'. However he was under contract with Philips Records and unable to sing for the BBC or the Goons' record company, Decca.

Spike Milligan was also a musician, having began his career as an entertainer by playing trumpet and guitar. He quickly composed a short song to fill much of the gap, with extra nonsensical dialogue helping to fill in the sides. The original version of the song is only about 50 seconds long and ends with the words 'To Prove My Love For You'.

Adolphus Spriggs: The Voice of Mediocrity

For the song a new Goon Show character, Adolphus Spriggs, a non-playing musician, was created. Played by Spike Milligan, he performed all the orchestral links vocally. For example, he said 'Bum, bum, bubububumm' at dramatic moments in the plot. He appears along with his agent, Lew3 who introduces Spriggs by describing him and his song as,

...a beautiful boy singer 'ere. 'E's got a song, you never 'eard nothing like it in all your natural. It's a marvellous new wonder song, its straight from me own County Down in the old Ireland. Melody, of feelin', pathos, Samos, Guernsey, Rockall and Sark. Oh, I'm referrin' to the old Graham Sark4 of course. This boy 'ad 'is tonsils specially sprayed with Footo, the Wonder Boot Exploder... 'E's dead keen this boy, dead keen. North Korean Johnnie Ray, I'm not kidding. Never put a tonsil wrong.

After performing the song Adolphous promises to walk backwards while singing the song at the same time, at no extra charge, only to promptly fall off the stage and die. He never appears in The Goon Show again, although similar character Jim Spriggs would5.

It's Just a Publicity Stunt?

This proved an incredible hit with audiences, who preferred Sellers' atonal accompaniment in which he plays the piano to the same musical standard as someone playing a prank, to performance by professionals. Seeing a demand, and hoping to expand in new directions, the Goons looked around for a record company and in the spring signed a deal with Decca6. 'Walking Backwards for Christmas' was their first recording to be unleashed in shops to royalty and the general public alike.

To Prove That I Love You: The Recorded Version

As the song had proved popular Decca were keen to release it, yet it needed to be slightly longer than 50 seconds. A verse of backstory was added. This explained that the main character was a spurned Irish immigrantal [sic] lad in love with an Irish gal from Galway Bay. He hears an atonal heavenly choir and so walks backwards across the Irish Sea, with his attempts to walk normally or sideways across the sea considered to be purely 'a publicity stunt'. Only by walking backwards for Christmas can he, as the final words now say, 'prove that I love you'.

This song was rushed into shops so quickly that Peter Sellers didn't even have a chance to change his wife. The B-side was called 'Bluebottle Blues' and features the Goon character's attempts to explain how much he doesn't like being killed or 'deaded' in every episode. He also comments on the A-side, too:

Bluebottle: 'Ere, I didn't think much of that. I think my side was better.

An orchestra was also added, even though it was the lack of an orchestra willing to play that had led to the song's creation in the first place. Released in the UK in June 1956, the record reached the dizzying heights in chart of number four, which works out as one place for each of both Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan's legs. To this day it remains the UK's most successful song containing the word 'Christmas' to be released in June. The song was considered so good that Decca's US subsidiary London Records decided to also release the single a month later, but it didn't have the same impact with US audiences. The Goons would follow this hit with more musical success, particularly 'The Ying Tong Song' which reached #3 later that year.

1See earlier comment about surreally absurd nonsensical plots.2The BBC was restricted to playing no more than 22 hours total on UK national radio (Ten hours on the Home Service, ten hours on the Light Programme and Two Hours on the Third Programme) and three hours on television.3Loosely inspired by dancer, agent and television and film mogul Lew Grade who built a media empire selling British television programmes to America, such as The Prisoner, Thunderbirds and The Muppet Show.4Talented actor and comedian Graham Stark [sic] served in the army alongside Peter Sellers and would be his best man at his weddings and appeared in many of Sellers' films, including seven Pink Panther films. When Spike Milligan or Peter Sellers were ill he would often play some of their characters. Guernsey and Sark are two of the Channel Islands.5Is Jim Adolphous' brother, or had Adolphous changed his name to Jim to get into showbusiness? Either explanation is overthinking it.6They had earlier in 1955 recorded a cover version of 'Unchained Melody' for EMI, only for EMI to refuse to release it, quickly followed by the Goons leaving EMI. 'Walking Backwards for Christmas' would be their first released single. The Goons' cover of 'Unchained Melody' would eventually be released in 1990 after Goon-fan Paul McCartney bought the rights to the song, having earlier survived Peter Sellers' unique interpretation of 'A Hard Day's Night'.

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