Splodget Dire!
Created | Updated Nov 3, 2019
And the winner of the Vogon Poetry Contest is1. . .
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Splodget Dire!
"Oh Splodget dire!" Gangled the widget king. "Nor bladget in the scrumshire heap." And splodget did it, twice. "Oh cumble wire, the holy dunk And stink the wembling gab By the goobly mire." And so it was. "Woe by woe did it all Grumbly dug, then scrimbly Did it wimble." (Alas). "Yea and yea again did it All crumbly go - once thrug, Twice thrug and so-and-so." The wind did struggle and So ended the gumbly-gumbly. Then down on the shrodget Sat the king again. |
1 Won by default because the judges killed themselves in a suicide pact, one member surviving long enough to say "Never again!" Which in Vogon is Splodget Dire.
