A Conversation for Safe in the Farmer's Arm

Line up and pet me

Post 1

Reality Manipulator

The sweet little cat is dreaming of humans lining up to pet her/him and being fussed over and maybe given a nibbles treat.


Line up and pet me

Post 2

FWR

Me next please! Awwwwww


Line up and pet me

Post 3

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl That was the most relaxed cat I'd ever seen.


Line up and pet me

Post 4

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I might be only a smiley - cat but I've got these humans bang to rights, one purr! and they'll do anything I wishsmiley - smileysalmon for tea I think ?


Line up and pet me

Post 5

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

You know why cats sleep during the day, don't you? It's so they can stay up all night and ruin *your* sleep.


Line up and pet me

Post 6

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

Yes, but they deny that cat-egorically.


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