h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

FWR:

Duck, duck, goose, cow! Nice watering hole wildlife shot. Makes the viewer wonder what has drawn the cow's attention off-camera. Nice shot Sasha!

DG:

Not only is this is a great photo, but there's a deadpan quality to its humour.

It does lend itself to quips .

Like 'I asked for a bucket full of water, not a whole river!'

Good one!

you lot paddle in it, I peed first

The cow sighed.

"This is the kind of children I got when I copulated with a duck," she said. "The hardest part was sitting on those eggs without breaking them."

Thanks everyone! Great quips!

The bull was looking over to where his companions were approaching from behind him:

Off camera bull: "What are you doing down there?"

Bull: "Nothing much, just a bit of birdwatching"

Off camera bull: "Hurry up and join us - the grass is greener on the other side of the reserve!"

Mam! Is this taking the ugly duckling a bit too far ? I've 4 legs, they've 2 and I can't swim!!!!

Te cow was none too bright, but suddenly she knew the truth: these were not ducks but extraterrestrials come to take over the Earth. The cow also knew that one drop of milk would be lethal to them. Yes, she had come to save the Earth. She was Supercow! (Add that to your superhero list, Rosa!)

Sigh…

Crossing the road during rush hour can be such a time consuming activity.

I hadn't thought of the cow as a crossing guard, but there you have it. Make way for ducklings indeed.

mad cow disease! Ha! I'm still a chicken and not a duck

You're a chicken? That must be an eggciting life.

We could try a game of live action Frogger.

To understand life as a frog, you've got to "rivit - rivit" first

If I ever claim to be a toad, then I amphibian.

this could spawn a good thread

Unless it becomes too pond-erous.

do you mean it could croak ?

That cow is thinking "I can't be shore of anything any more."

ok! I gotta put ittoo much to miss

is a constipated cow, a "cowabunga" ?


(ninja turtles etc)