h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've a 6ins stainless steel rod in my spine (spinal op' at 17yrs old) I've TOO much bloody ironI daren't go out in a storm in case of lightening I'll light a town up

Is that why your nickname used to be Lightning Rod?

all my names started with "little" you little etc

Robin Hood had someone like that, too. Every so oftne he needed to go to the Little John.

Acorn tell you that the Major Oak, where Robin Hood is thought to have spent much of his time, is a major tourist attraction.

http://thetreeographer.com/2018/02/15/major-oak-the-ancient-giant-of-sherwood-forest/

Perhaps the photo that this thread is based on is also a tourist attraction, though I can only speculate on the *type* of tourists it aims to attract.

and Actually! There is more evidence that "robin hood" was a Yorkshireman and his "den" was about 5 miles from where I ama village called Wentbridge
As in those days Sherwood Forest stretched over most of the centre of the country.