h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I meant a skateboard that you use on a track/course or road

I'd like to see Queequeg top this!

YOU went fishing ?
Nah! Only codding, but look what I caught

Yes, but you should see the one that got away.

What do you mean, I can't take her to the prom night?

person 1 - Good cod!

person 2 - There's no need to blaspheme!

person 1 - Change your bloody hearing aid batteries!

person 2 - They've even got cod hatcheries now

Great captions!

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"Grimsby Am-Dram’s production of The Old Man And The Sea critically acclaimed for its authentic location, and for supplying the audience with free clothes pegs."

What's happening here? "Something dodgy or something amazing. Take your pick."
"Coelacanth? Or is he just donating to the happiness of the Dolphins?"

"The wrong day to forget the fish knives!"

"Hold on... I got something for this... nevermind, I seem to be floundering."

" It's time for another 'Fork lift Drivers' initiation ceremony - the grand master has his ceremonial Black Hat and is eager to start proceedings."

"He's wearing the black hat."

"Finally found his long lost goldfish behind the radiator."

".... now all you need to do is stick this in your ear...."

"You want me to put that Babel fish in my ear??"

"It's a babel fish queen..... You can't put it in your ear but her spawn you can...…"

"The ritual face eating of a caught fish before weighing it."

"He shot E.T. Got his phone bill."

"Man has been given a fish and can now eat for one day"

"Earth-man claims he can eat own body weight in fish."

Those are marvelous!

I like the one about the long lost goldfish .

Trying not to imagine having that fish in my ear.

"I like the one about the long lost goldfish "

So do I

Yes, that is not something I would like in my ear - I didn't recognise it as a fish at first, as I thought it was a sack!

There has to be another picture somewhere, featuring just the head of the fish. I can provide a soundtrack for that one:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6I

I've haddock enough of this, where's the chips and mushy peas ?

I went to a wife swapping party and got this! At least it don't moan!

This is an old-fashioned fishwife.

I asked for a FLATHEAD screwdriver

This tuna is too big to fit in a can. What should I do with it?

OK! We're from Yorkshire, WE can't afford a 's head to put in your bed, to tell you to pay up