h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Blackbird, it's no use you trying to bribe me with your sweet bird song as I am not sharing my worm with you."

The subject header should have been: "I am not sharing this worm with anyone."

I think you've hit it! That's exactly what he's saying.

mmwwh mmhhh dhh mhh huhh uhhh hmmmm hmm hmm mmhh mmm

(My mother thaught me not to speak with my mouth full)

"What do you mean, they didn't have any anchovies to put on top of the cheese?"

What I'd really love is a quarter pounder beefburger!

I'm absolutely fed up of this F Plan diet - Oh for a plate wild bird seed again with fat balls on the side

OK! I've got the worm, now I need to find a fishing rod ? I fancy trout for a change.

Our trout don't like flies, they want meat

Some husband you are! You were out late again last night, and now you think you can just come bob bob bobbing along and all will be forgiven.

Good one.

What's up with a box of like any other partner would bring eh! plus! It's not cooked

That was an easy catch, but now ? how do you start a barbecue up raw meat isn't safe to eat