A Conversation for Gheorgheniplex: Where's the Sofa?
Yes, I've often wanted to chase a Chesterfield sofa through a field
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Started conversation Apr 15, 2019
"Eddy's in the space/time continuum" would be a great title for a song. 
But until such a song can be written, we at least have a picture of it, odd though it might be. Is the Earth so entrenched in dementia that it has to be captured in a butterfly net?
Or, is the downfall of our planet a slam dunk certainty? 
Yes, I've often wanted to chase a Chesterfield sofa through a field
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Apr 15, 2019
I like the butterfly net idea. 
Yes, I've often wanted to chase a Chesterfield sofa through a field
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 15, 2019
The net would have to be awfully big, though...as big as the Internet 
. So, all along, the Internet has been trying to haul us to the funny farm? 
Yes, I've often wanted to chase a Chesterfield sofa through a field
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 15, 2019
Einstein and all the rest of the scientists etc are wrong
The universe is just one big game of marbles 
all sizes and colours.
Yes, I've often wanted to chase a Chesterfield sofa through a field
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 16, 2019
4 points for potting a blue
Yes, I've often wanted to chase a Chesterfield sofa through a field
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 16, 2019
That's an even bigger sign that the human race has lost its marbles.
Yes, I've often wanted to chase a Chesterfield sofa through a field
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 16, 2019
Bloody Hell! That must be some giant of an intergalactic chicken to lay THAT size egg 
Yes, I've often wanted to chase a Chesterfield sofa through a field
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 16, 2019
Wasn't Slartibartfast saying that the earth was a giant computer designed by Deep Thought? Well, Deep Thought has lost *his* marbles as well. 
We're all crazy! 
Yes, I've often wanted to chase a Chesterfield sofa through a field
Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Apr 17, 2019
Just open the door of the time machine to make sure the sofa fits through the staircase without getting irrevokably stuck.
Yes, I've often wanted to chase a Chesterfield sofa through a field
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 17, 2019
It will be heavier if you put your futon it.
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Yes, I've often wanted to chase a Chesterfield sofa through a field
- 1: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 15, 2019)
- 2: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Apr 15, 2019)
- 3: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 15, 2019)
- 4: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 15, 2019)
- 5: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 16, 2019)
- 6: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 16, 2019)
- 7: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 16, 2019)
- 8: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 16, 2019)
- 9: Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. (Apr 17, 2019)
- 10: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 17, 2019)
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