A Conversation for Caption Challenge: Back Fence Talk
Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Started conversation Apr 1, 2019
So, like, I was hitting the dumpsters with Kansas City Kitty yesterday, and this big tomcat tried to cut in. Like, he was unenlightened for sure! So I said to him, like, "You've crossed my path, and you'll have bad luck for sure." He just looked at me, like, and then went away. So now, if you'll excuse me, I need my beauty rest in this nice sunny place, like.
Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 1, 2019
Well my love, even though you are on the rich side of the fence and I'm on the poor side
I will still love you for eternity!
But! I'm a Yorkshire tom cat 
so it's YOUR loss not mine and there's a queue lined up who after my sardines 
Ta ta! 
Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 1, 2019
You're like, kidding, aren't you? No? You poor kitty, living on sardines, LOL! Baby, once you've had fresh cream, sardines will seem like nowheresville, for sure! Ciao and miaow! 
Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 1, 2019
"fresh cream" Me how ?
Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 1, 2019
You can dream about it. You can even watch me lap it up, as long as you don't touch it. But no way am I going to have your kittens. This gorgeous kitty figure is going to stay perfect, for sure!
Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 1, 2019
Purr fect
Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 1, 2019
Purr.
Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Apr 1, 2019
>>But no way am I going to have your kittens.<<
Said no Hoggett cat. Ever. 
Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 2, 2019
Well, that sets Valley Cats apart. 
Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 3, 2019
Curses Mousiarty! So you elude me again, for now.. Watson, get my fiddle
Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 8, 2019
Hey, diddle, diddle.
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Don't you dare cross my path, or you'll have bad luck!
- 1: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 1, 2019)
- 2: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 1, 2019)
- 3: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 1, 2019)
- 4: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 1, 2019)
- 5: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 1, 2019)
- 6: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 1, 2019)
- 7: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 1, 2019)
- 8: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Apr 1, 2019)
- 9: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 2, 2019)
- 10: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 3, 2019)
- 11: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 8, 2019)
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