A Conversation for Gheorgheniplex: No-Smoking Zone
Note to Chief Flapdoodle
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Started conversation Apr 1, 2019
Memo 4-1-19
To: Mr. Flapdoodle
From: God For the Day
Subject: Galactic Ashtrays
Sir:
Astrophysicists have recently concluded that black holes are, in fact, designed as receptacles for ashes from the Cigar Galaxy, plus any random space junk that happens along. Scientists worked hard on this question, writing lots of papers and crunching numbers.
If your agency wishes, we can simply perform a miracle and make sure that there is a black hole near each and every refuse-producing object in the universe -- with the possible exception of certain rock concerts.
Please do not appeal this decision. Two millennia ago, my son was treated horribly over a policy dispute, and we all know how badly that turned out for the temporal powers-that-were.
Please do not reply to this memo, as someone else will be God tomorrow, and I am taking the rest of today off. Al I will say about that is that I will be a warm, sandy beach. You will never guess which beach it will be....
God for the Day
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 1, 2019
Was it the beach that convinced you?
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