h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wouldn't go out of my way to visit that place, but if they should have a sale when my gardens need fertilizer.....

The museum must be feeling flush as it is now moving to new premises – leaving their old site Vacant. They're having a Big Push to have everything ready by opening day and they won't paper over the cracks. Must be driving them round the u-bend.

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If their old landlord made them leave because of rising rents, the Museum could say "Uranus off."

The reason they're heading to their Number Two site is that they were based in the zoo and are now establishing themselves as an independent attraction.

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I should not have laughed so hard

Knowing what kind of droppings are present can help identify the animal that left them. The ones in my garden phlox were left by rabbits. The ones here and there in my house are from mice.

I have also *seen* the rabbits and the mice, so I'm certain about the animals responsible.

Great sign and great puns about the Number Two site

DENZIL! You've missed the bloody "L" off

Missing the "L" off is one thing, but who wants to "cue" to visit a museum of coloured balls ?

Be very careful how you spell when you're making signs. Just one letter separates defection from defecation.