h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I expect the three functionaries to trip over something and spill what's on their trays. Then some other functionaries will run in with Bounty paper towels to absorb the mess and cart it away. Yes, this is a ridiculous interpretation, but it is definitively ridiculous, as I have delivered it before anyone else cold.

Where is Nancy Walker when you need her.

Yet another episode of "Can you hold your drinks?"
Contestants have to keep their tray within the range of the cartouche.
Punisments include being stoned by a goose and picking reeds with your teeth.

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I like the idea of dealing with a stoned goose.

Robotic dancing was the 80's scene, now we're break/street dancing This is taking tv repeats to far

In Saint Petersburg in the 1800s, a popular program was "Dancing with the Tsars."

Reminds me of this new TV format proposal of "Shooting stars to the moon" where several B- or C-list celebrities are to be sent to the moon and where the popular vote decides who gets the oxygen and who wins the grand prize of getting picked up to return to Earth. There can only be one winner...!

I'd let them all have oxygen if they'd let me vote on whether they get one-way tickets.

I don't have as long a list of irritating C-list celebrities as I used to have, now that Jim Varney is gone. Christoph Waltz annoys me sometimes, but he has so many fans that I would not want to hurt them by sending him so far away. Besides, I'll grant that he has enough talent to make the Moon a major place for entertainment .