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bobstafford Started conversation Dec 10, 2018
With all those satellites up there they must be running out of parking space!
Just how many are up there now?
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 10, 2018
I dunno. 
I've lost count. They need a traffic control.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 10, 2018
Huh! Just co's E.T phoned home, they all want to leave because hydrogen/oxygen fuel prices are going skyhigh 
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 11, 2018
Ah! You ask, Twitter answers:
'There's about 24,000 pieces of space junk larger than an orange orbiting the Earth, and millions more smaller pieces of debris. ' (WIRED Science)
Who knew?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 11, 2018
err 
a vacuum cleaner needed, with extra long cable 
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Dec 12, 2018
I was wondering where all the oranges went. now I know.
Probably no need to press them anymore, in the vacuum of space.
As far as I know, vacuum cleaners do not work in a vacuum. (there is nothing to pump)
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 12, 2018
Maybe we need to present the problem to that Mr Dyson, the vacuum cleaner expert. 
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Deek Posted Dec 12, 2018
There is already a proposed answer to this problem. It's another satellite with a harpoon and net.
Yes really!
http://www.space.com/40221-space-junk-debris-sweeper-experiment.html
Just so long as it's not a Sperm Whale or a bowl of petunias.
Deek 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 12, 2018
send trump upwhen he opens his mouth junk pours out, so it might also go the opposite way ??? 
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- 1: bobstafford (Dec 10, 2018)
- 2: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 10, 2018)
- 3: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 10, 2018)
- 4: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 11, 2018)
- 5: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 11, 2018)
- 6: Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. (Dec 12, 2018)
- 7: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 12, 2018)
- 8: Deek (Dec 12, 2018)
- 9: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 12, 2018)
- 10: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 12, 2018)
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