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Post 1

bobstafford

With all those satellites up there they must be running out of parking space!
Just how many are up there now?


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Post 2

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Post Editor

I dunno. smiley - laugh I've lost count. They need a traffic control.


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Post 3

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Huh! Just co's E.T phoned home, they all want to leave because hydrogen/oxygen fuel prices are going skyhigh smiley - groan


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Post 4

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Post Editor

Ah! You ask, Twitter answers:

'There's about 24,000 pieces of space junk larger than an orange orbiting the Earth, and millions more smaller pieces of debris. ' (WIRED Science)

Who knew?


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Post 5

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

err smiley - winkeye a vacuum cleaner needed, with extra long cable smiley - whistle


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Post 6

Caiman raptor elk - Escaping the Array

I was wondering where all the oranges went. now I know.
Probably no need to press them anymore, in the vacuum of space.

As far as I know, vacuum cleaners do not work in a vacuum. (there is nothing to pump)


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Post 7

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Post Editor

Maybe we need to present the problem to that Mr Dyson, the vacuum cleaner expert. smiley - rofl


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Post 8

Deek

There is already a proposed answer to this problem. It's another satellite with a harpoon and net.

Yes really!

http://www.space.com/40221-space-junk-debris-sweeper-experiment.html

Just so long as it's not a Sperm Whale or a bowl of petunias.

Deek
smiley - biggrin


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Post 9

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Post Editor

smiley - snork Thanks for the update!


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Post 10

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - winkeyesmiley - whistle send trump upsmiley - laughwhen he opens his mouth junk pours out, so it might also go the opposite way ??? smiley - erm


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