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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Started conversation Nov 11, 2018
"For specimen drops" etc! PLEASE put them in a bag or something first first!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 12, 2018
That's the way the specimen drops.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Nov 14, 2018
For large specimen drops, please open the roof hatch and aim carefully when you pass over with your C-130 Hercules transport plane.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 14, 2018
Why do I have this sudden urge to head for the ...um...head...er, lavatory. 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 14, 2018
Sorry! urine the wrong department
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 14, 2018
Does pee come before Q or is Q first ?
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Nov 15, 2018
Ladies Q first, in my experience.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 15, 2018
Always, always!
There's very little rest to be had in the rest rooms. 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 15, 2018
little kid in class - can I go to the toilet miss ?
No!
But I need the toilet miss!
No!
But! but! but!
OK! you can go after you say the alphabet
a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.
Where's the P ?
Running down my leg....
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 16, 2018
Shouldn't it have been put in the specimen bottle? 
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Nov 16, 2018
I think the specimen would object.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 17, 2018
That depends on the zone urine.
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- 1: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Nov 11, 2018)
- 2: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 12, 2018)
- 3: Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. (Nov 14, 2018)
- 4: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Nov 14, 2018)
- 5: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 14, 2018)
- 6: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Nov 14, 2018)
- 7: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 14, 2018)
- 8: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Nov 14, 2018)
- 9: Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. (Nov 15, 2018)
- 10: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 15, 2018)
- 11: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Nov 15, 2018)
- 12: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 16, 2018)
- 13: Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. (Nov 16, 2018)
- 14: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 17, 2018)
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