h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok! We got Stealth planes and human disguises/spies etcbut! the animal kingdom leaves everything else in it's wake, when it comes to "hiding" in the open

great photo's

Thanks Prof.

That poor thing must've been knackered travelling all that way from Liverpool to ours, how DG can identify a scouse hedgehog is amazing, must be all the animal videos he's producing!

That is impressive camouflage - great photos indeed. The close up of its face is superb!

Okay, I said 'Liverpool' because, well, I thought you were close...

I mean, we're like, 100 miles from Pittsburgh, and some people think we're in the 'area'...

Next time, you give me a geographic designation to put in.

Yes it is only 'over the water' so it's close (especially compared to Pittsburgh) but Wildlife of Wirral sounds even better

Done!

Oggy was knackered. Three days it had taken to get to the tunnel. Another two nights creeping through the tube, avoiding the bleeding gangs of rats to get over...or under...the water to the posh side.

Two weeks and he was into the fields. The worms tasted good over here. Proper farmland worms, not yer normal back yard scran.

Oggy froze, blending in with the gravel, which was much easier than flags!

Dumb posh dog, all fluffy and clean, sniffed a bit then got bored and went off to crunch on some posh doggy nosh, didn't smell right, not the usual stuff that smelled like horse and bugs, dry stuff over here. Weird grub.

The cats too were strange, gentle even, not your normal backyard moggy, never seen an alley these freaks!

Posh cat, pawed at Oggy's spines, not sure of the game, never been in a brawl.

Meowed poshly and went off to play with the fluffy dumb dog.

Oggy rooted contentedly amongst the decorative stones, worm after juicy worm, wondering what the strange, slightly posh flashes were over here, never mind, the flashes and clicks didn't scare the worms, must be a Wirral thing?

Bet that upsets my scouse wife! Lol

There needs to be a smiley for 'laughs helplessly, pounding desk repeatedly, wipes tears from eyes'....

I *did* change the contents page, I did....

Shhh don't tell anyone, they'll never know!

Until they read this....

Are there still hedges in the Wirral?

"identify a scouse hedgehog"
As a Yorkshiremanthat's easy to workoutit nicked the garden gate

(no disrespect to scouser's of course)

This is the smiley! http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticons/yahoo/rolling-yahoo-emoticon.gif

indeed! "not yer normal back yard scran"

Hedgehogs do like the garden hedges on the Wirral - I've got some hedgehog trail camera recordings from my parents' garden so that gives me an idea for another Youtube video! I shall attend to that later...

That's what I like to hear!

Also, that is a perfect smiley.

We also have four different types of bees in our garden, not as exciting as hawks but pretty gorgeous close up!

I shall leave Liverpudlian hedgehogs alone for now...

I once scored 1127 on a dartboard! I threw an hedgehog at it

Beautifully archaic snout.