h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh the pain all the ones that instantly came to mind, I can't use

I'llhave to settle for this one

I knew Australians were from down under, but not in this way

Scientists discover Darth Vader wasn't as intelligent as previously thought.

....oh, ....that sunk in, slowly...

Strange skeleton.

I don't have a caption right now, don't know how to do them, think its like crosswords, have to train the brain, but I'm enjoying the read.

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I wish I could do captions.

How do you do captions?

Think of an outre description for the picture. Or something the subject might say. Such as, 'What do you mean, I don't know my a**e from my elbow?'

Proof that prehistoric man had Pelvis impersonators.

OK. Good advice.

I'll work on it, try to match Icy's masterpieces. In my dreams.

Probably too long for a caption but...

They told my friend to shove his advice where the sun don't shine.
A little bit later, I needed some advice, so I went looking for it.

Genetic engineers develop a human who can hear when they need a hip replacement.

All you folks on this thread are on top form! Can I be you please?

The pain, the pain. Searches the void for her caption.

Does my skull look big in this?

I think you've taken this heads up display a bit too far

oh hell! I hope the baked beans I had for tea don't interact

So it's true! a certain president does talk a load of ..ap

when they said "this joke will have you laughing your head off"

I WANT A REFUND ON THIS BOOK I BOUGHT:- be a contortionist in 10 easy lessons"

Actually! We asked you to come and do a "peer revue"

Some honeymoon night that was - I got the fright of my life!