Intergalactic Rumpot

Prolog

Rumtöpfe will be often sighted at funny small markets on Planet Earth
In a small funny Country named Germany, they call it there: Flohmarkt,
and it means: Flea Market

This is also exactly one of these Places, where the Founder of the the Intergalaktischen Rumtopf ( Intergalactic Rumpot )
found his own Rumtopf in the early afternoon, at one of these funny days somewhere in Bavaria.
Incidentally are these the Galactic Coordinates:
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha

A few days later, at one of these Mornings on Planet Earth, ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha,
a Voice in his Head begun to ask:
What (The F...) should I do now, with this funny Rumpot ?

It is quiet clear, and if we search really for serious answers in these Situations,

we have to look inside the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

We will find for this Question, in friendly Letters, the following Answer:

Rumtopf / Rumpot:

If you are a Owner of one of this seldom Rumpot's

In this Universe it is within a probability bordering on certainty, absolutly sure,

that this very seldom Rumtopf you have, will give you Rumtopf as much as you like.

But ! Know where your Towel is my friend. You will need it !

Inside this surprising and wonderfull Universe and we hope that we dont have always to say, how big it is, because we think, you should know how big it is, if you travelling sprightly inside around it. We promise you, you don't find a hotter and spicy Type of Rumtopf,
as the Intergalaktischer Rumtopf / Intergalactic Rumpot, seriously.

Equipment/Ingredients

Following ingredients, a lot of Time and Love are needed,

to manufacture your own Intergalactic Experience:

• 1 Rumtopf/Rumpot
• 1.5 l Captain Morgan Tattoo
• 200ml Water
• 200 g of Cane Sugar
• 2 - 3 Glasses of Honey
• 6 Kiwis (Not this one, please choose this these)
• 1 Pineapple
• 300 g of dark sour Cherries
• 500 g Lychees
• 300 g of Plums
• 500 g of Apricots
• 1 kg of Strawberries
• 4 Vanilla
• 50g Fresh Mint
• Cinnamon
• 3-5 Apache Chilis

Method

• All fruits have to cuted in "bite-sized" pieces.
  
  While cutting, strew some sugar and Cinnamon.
  
  Mix Water and Sugar, while water is warming up in a little pot.
• Now the Fruits have to come into the Rumpot
  
  Build Galactic Layers of Fruits.
  
  3 - 5 Spoons of cold Watermix over eyery Layer.
  
  Cover every 2nd Layer all fruits with Honey.
  
  Add every 3 Layers of Fruit a Chilli.
• Cut the Vanilla and stick it through the Layers of fruits.
• At least, fill up the Fruits with Captain Morgans Tattoo
  
  All Fruits have to be coverd 2 fingers in height above with Rum,
• Approx. 2 - to 3 months, the Rumpot is dished.
  

Insiders Tipp

• Not only the very amazing, delicious, wonderfull sweet fruits are the result of all.
  People in this Universe wich mades already some Pots, know !, that there is more behind all.
  A very smart and fuity Rum could be produced from the Rumtopf too.
  
• Fill the desired amount of Rum out of the Pot and filter it roughly into little Bottles.
• From now, it is only a question of, how near you will goto,
  the extraordinary experience by a real Pan Galactic Gargleblaster.
  For this very special Experience, the Founder recommend 2 to 5 small Rings of Chili, for every Bottle you filled up the Rum.

Warning !