h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Those of you who have wisely invested in Rods sca...scheme will be worrying how you can keep your assets safe so you can met the high cost of rebuilding after the APOPOLPEX

FACT - COMET IBON WILL WIPE OUT ALL BANK RECORDS

FACT - HIGH STREET BANK VAULTS ARE SIMPLY NOT VOLCANO PROOF

I am pleased to announce that some of my GOOD FRIENDS in Lagos have built the world's only APOPOLPEX PROOF safety deposit vault.

FACT- THERE ARE ALEADY TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS* RESTING IN THE LAGOS APOPOVAULT

*monies from Ex-South African Oil Corporation employees, Chief Isawyoucomin and Suckerscammer Tribal Land.

Of course we know you will be busy over the next twelve months transfering the contents of your Rapture Shelter to New Zealand and smugly informing friends and nieghbours they will be LEFT BEHIND - so in order to make you money transfer to APOPOVAULT easy we will do all the work for you - all you have to do is email us the following information -

YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER

YOUR BANK SORT CODE

DON'T HESITATE OR THINK ABOUT THIS - ACT NOW

WARNING

Some of you will have doubts about APOPOVAULT - but be warned we have been monitoring GOVERNMENT THOUGHT CONTROL RAYS and any doubts you have are the result of THE SECRET WORLD GOVERNMENTS evil plan to take all your MONEY so that the TRANS-DIMENSIONAL BLOOD SUCKING LIZARDMEN who control the World can ensure JEB BUSH is elected in 2016.

DON'T BE FOOLED

DON'T HESITATE

ACT NOW

SENDING YOUR BANK AND SORT CODES TO APOPOVAULT NOW

Ooh, I wish I'd thought of that, but it's too late now ... or maybe not:

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I claim 75% on grounds of primorevealature.

Please send all installments to

Bank of the Western Arm
40-41-42
000 000 004 002

Or else you'll be hearing (and feeling) from The BWA Guardians

Have a nice G'Day

If I send my details in the PM does that mean I will miss out

oh reads that again

if I send via Call me Dave special delivery like,

do I get free ride?

or is that too icky?

I do not fear your scams.

I am wearing a scam-proof tinfoil hat[TM].

and how much are you flogging those for excatly Dmitri?

yeah we all know YOUR scam *looks knowingly like*

Only three easy payments of EUR 29,99...

Damn foiled again