h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have a nice line in corn. I can make it light, medium or heavy, for a price.


Come to think of it, you already knew that.
Oh well. No sale then?

written letters indeed, I'll have to get them on some form of litigation (if I knew what that word meant)muscling in on my domain

See what we have to put up with?

Dmitri, when you say 'we', do you mean we or do you mean you?
We know there's Prof and there's me for we ~ but we know there are several of you. Don't we?

My multiple-personality issues have nothing to do with this.

I'll talk this over with myself and get back to yah

Do I know who I am?

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Well, if it helps, i don't think I do. Can't say I've noticed anyone your colour

I got this gem the other day:

Are you considering starting a weight-loss program?
Make sure you choose the best one to start with!

I wonder just how they knew that I should lose weight?

We just got another offer from the mechanical-dinosaur people. They are in China. That explains a lot.

Yes, I saw that. I wonder just how they manage to pass the spam folder.

Probably because of all the dinosaur-related Stuff we get.

Well, that or they are clever.

I've lost some weightI spend £15 today