Prof Animal Chaos' Magical Mystery Quiz
Created | Updated Mar 18, 2012
It's quiz madness, is what it is. The Prof has decided to make us think.
The answers might leave you in the Twilight Zone.
Okay, I'll admit I put him up to it.
I didn't know what I was in for.
Will it help if I say I'm really, really sorry?
Prof Animal Chaos' Magical Mystery Quiz
Q1. What is the John F. Kennedy? (Clue = aircraft conveying.)
Q2. Mary had a little lamb, is:–
Q3. How many make a DOZEN?
1000(thousand), 12(twelve), 1,000,000(million)....calculators allowed
Q4. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Q5. How far can a dog run into a forest?
Q6. An assistant who works in a butcher's shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Q7. Are the dates on a calendar edible?
Q8. Is it a country?
Q9. Which number comes next in the sequence?
Q10. Name three fruits that begin with the letter 'T'.
Q11. As night falls, does it....
Q12. There are 4 days of the week that begin with the letter 'T. Name them.
Q13. A commercial aeroplane full of tourists crashes right on the border between America and Canada, in which country do they bury the survivors?
Q14. Spell your name (3 attempts only).
Q15. Typhoon – Wind – Cyclone – Hurricane (which is the odd one out?)
Q16. Which of the following countries has a 4th July, Britain or America?
Q17. If it takes one man four hours to dig a hole, how long will it take for two men to dig half a hole?
Q18. Write down the numbers one to ten in corresponding order of magnitude (calculators and fingers not allowed).
Q19. How can you measure how heavy a blue whale is?
Q20. Does Christmas Day and New Year’s Day fall in the same year?
Q21. What day of the week does Saturday fall on?
Q22. When daybreaks, can you name the suspects?
Q23. If you have six items in one hand and half a dozen items in the other hand, what is the total number you have as a whole (abacuses are allowed).
Q24. In a 15-storey block of apartments, where is the ground floor situated?
Q25. Which came first – Q23 – Q1 – Q46 – Q ball – Q who?
Okay, put your pencils down and reach for the aspirin (or a gin-and-tonic.) Once you've composed yourself sufficiently, click on the appropriate image below for what purport to be the answers.