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Post 1

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

Damn the POO and their nefarious schemes. I'll join this cause.


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Post 2

Saturnine

Hello stranger! Haven't seen you for a while...

Up you go then!

Have a smiley - bubbly while you are at it. Or some smiley - oj if you are a teetotaller...

smiley - smileysmiley - ok


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Post 3

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

Woo hoo! *gets drunk off the orange juice*
smiley - tongueout


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Post 4

Saturnine

smiley - cheers

smiley - biggrin

yey! smiley - oj


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Post 5

Captain Kebab

smiley - ok

Flush the POO!


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Post 6

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

*staggers off stupidly to bathroom to lose contents of digestive tract*

"No, not that way, the way ya came in, let's go!"
-Jim Breuer


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Post 7

Captain Kebab

Eeeww!


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Post 8

Saturnine

Kebab! (My man! smiley - laugh)

How is ye doing on these fine and terrible January nights?

Note our new recruit. In the toilet. smiley - ill Are we winning the war sir? Are we? Are we? Yes, I think we are.
Woaahahahaah...

smiley - laugh


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Post 9

Captain Kebab

smiley - laugh

Ey up Saturnine! smiley - smiley

I'm doing good, even though it's January. I'm always doing good - suck the juice from every day - that's what I say! How're you doing?

I prefer not to delve too deeply into what our new recruit is doing - I fear I may discover more than I want. smiley - winkeye I'm pleased to note that we're still recruiting though, whatever the temper of their intestines!

Methinks POO is a busted flush! Yaaay! smiley - biggrin


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Post 10

Saturnine

I be marching proudly on, WEE in my veins and POO in my tracks...

Actually. Yes. Kinda-fine. Kinda-doing good. Some bad things, and a few good to make everything bearable.

Woohoo! New recruits. Not sure how many that is now...

A lot, I know that much!

smiley - smiley


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Post 11

BobTheFarmer

*Awaits the culmination of a long plan*


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Post 12

Saturnine

You're losing Bob. The eye's reign supreme. You're wrong and you know you are....

smiley - tongueout


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Post 13

Captain Kebab

Been a bit quiet around your neighbourhood, Bob. You seem to be awaiting and aplanning very inconspicuously. You can't fool an old ninja like me, tha knows! smiley - nahnah


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Post 14

Saturnine

Bob has lost. He is wrong. Hahaha.

smiley - tongueout


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Post 15

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

*returns, healed from former intestinal woes, and chases Bob off with a spork and a bastard sword.*


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Post 16

BobTheFarmer

*Bobcan never be defeated in hand-to-hand combat*


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Post 17

Saturnine

*brandishes a Nickleback album, some handcuffs and a really large pair of speakers*

How about this then? smiley - biggrin


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Post 18

BobTheFarmer

*Bob jumps forward, putting both fists through the cones on the speakers. He steps back,as Sat brandishes the Nickelback album, he blocks it, spins around her back relieving her of her handcuffs. Knocking the Nickeback album to the floor he steps in and kicks the back of Sats knee on the psiatic nerve point, causing her to crumple to the floor. Before she can move hes handcuffed her right arm to her left ankle behind her back*

See.


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Post 19

Captain Kebab

Too much with the smiley - handcuffs and you'll have Mina afer you - don't come running to me with your legs tied together!

*slides iside Bob's guard and drops a heavy forearm on his brachial plexus, causing him to collapse in a heap. Unties Sat and leaves invisibly*


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Post 20

BobTheFarmer

*Leaps to his feet looks around and then jumps. He is last seen running through the rafters, sniffing*

Im going to get a drink or two. I can always hunt kebab by smell when Im pissed...

*Sat is still struggling on the floor as Cptn Kebab did not help by untieing(I have a mental block on how to spell that, damn) nonexistant ropes.*

Just get the keys out of your pocket, silly girl...


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