h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, I couldn't find anything that could sound like scotty, yet sound good - I hate star Trek anyway...

Consider this an application form, filled out and signed in triplicate, send forth, send back, and then finally laid to rest in soft peat for all eternity. Well, maybe without the last few steps...

Excellent organisation, is it not?



Wait there, and in 3 miraculous minutes, you shall be a member of WEE!

(I'll bump you up the list though, just because you are aka)

*Thanks Saturnine^^ *

*Acknowledges place on list*

*What? Is that all? A little higher up, I was expecting!*

^^ I feel weird calling you Saturnine now - What do you prefer? Nat, Natali, The almighty, Drowned Movie Star, etc?

Re: Your name suffix - Isn't it good when you understand what the 'Infinite Improbability Drive' and 'Don't Panic' and the like actually mean? Like you, I discovered h2g2 before I managed to get anywhere near Douglas Adams work - only I saw it on the TV for BBC2's tribute special... But I thought you said you'd seen/heard/read it before anyway?

Call me what you want. I don't mind you calling me Natali

I *had* heard of HHGTTG before, it just didn't interest me. All things happen for a reason, and now is the time for me to read it!!!

For some reason though, I keep having flashbacks to science class Year 11, and being told of for perusing a copy of the first book during the lesson.

Hmmm. Perhaps that's why I haven't read it up until now...

Pah. I've ran out of POO and WEE jokes.

Oh no! What will WEE do?

Throw a party, that's what!

(You know you love the eyes really Bob! )

Im sure Ill think of something. Just not right now.

Join us Bob. You know you want to. There are *perks* you know...

There are "perks"? I didn't know there were "perks"

And when did you ever ask me?



*suddenly realises the extent of her powers...and then that she meant to put some BLOB's into power on the WEE page.*

Capt. Kebab! Go and look at the WEE page! I have made it truly fearsome to our foe!

aka - If you like, I can make you "Head of the Special Task Force" ???? I can't promote you above Captain Kebab, for he is the Team Glue, but I can make you pretty close? Oh, and I take bribes...

Oh yes, I like it - that should put the wind up 'em!

That and our ever increasing numbers. Flush the POO!

Flush the POO!

That'll do - What types of bribe? Money or food? (or both? (Or neither? Attention, maybe?))

I'll go and add it now.

Bribe? Well, aside from the obvious burn-me-some-music-from-the-net-because-I'm poor-and-lonely-and-need-some-new-music...

Your mere precense will suffice

You can't download a CD

Believe it or not, I'm only going to be getting a CD-writer (too techy for you? It records CDs on the PC from music you get from the 'net ) soon! (I should have got one last year with the PC, but we picked the wrong PC, and got the wrong model! Had a scanner and everything, the one I wanted, did!

If you're serious, I might just think about making you some

I just found out that the list that everyone who does it for a business uses, which you get updated, and with enough blank CDs, is worth £1500! So, Me thinks that won't be coming through the door quite yet, so you'd be my only customer - Bit of Puddle of Mudd, Tool do you? Let me know, I can't remember exactly who you like - Kel was the Slipknot fan, wasn't she?

You can't download a CD

Believe it or not, I'm only going to be getting a CD-writer (too techy for you? It records CDs on the PC from music you get from the 'net ) soon! (I should have got one last year with the PC, but we picked the wrong PC, and got the wrong model! Had a scanner and everything, the one I wanted, did!

If you're serious, I might just think about making you some

I just found out that the list that everyone who does it for a business uses, which you get updated, and with enough blank CDs, is worth £1500! So, Me thinks that won't be coming through the door quite yet, so you'd be my only customer - Bit of Puddle of Mudd, Tool do you? Let me know, I can't remember exactly who you like - Kel was the Slipknot fan, wasn't she?

I know you can't download a CD I have little fragments of knowledge. I'm after the singles and bits and pieces that float around. Like the TrentReznor/David Bowie song "I'm Afraid of Americans"...

And YES Tool would do. OMG. I didn't know you had heard of them...I only have their last album. Need Aenima more than anything, but the first two are the ones I'm after.

Not to mention I need the live performance where Manson and Billy Corgan played together.

And Liam Lunch's "United States of Whatever"...

And Kylie's "Confide in me"

And that is only half of the list. I forgoe all pride right now. I need some new music

But if you seriously think I would like Puddle of Crud, then I'm afraid the only suggestion I would have to throw at you would be in the form of a frozen fish...

Couldn't have been you who said they liked puddle of mudd then...I'm lost as to who must've now..

I have only heard of tool from when you told me about them - and when you told Collins about them

Oh yeh. I forgot about all of that.

Hehe. I've been on the radio.