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Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) Posted Nov 19, 2002
Believe me, I imagine parties like that all the time 
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Zarquon's Singing Fish! Posted Nov 19, 2002
Woohoo! YAY! 
Congratulations. Knew it wouldn't be long.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2002
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Rainbow Posted Nov 20, 2002
Ben, I've still got that bottle of Lanson you gave me and it's begging to be drunk - hurry back and we can celebrate!! 
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a girl called Ben Posted Nov 20, 2002
Damn! You are right! Sometime between Chrimbo and the New Year, then!
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Rainbow Posted Nov 20, 2002
Definately!! (I shall be in the 'post parents-at-Christmas' stage and shall be in serious need of it....)
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Rainbow Posted Nov 20, 2002
Oops.... (That's better!!)
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Recumbentman Posted Dec 31, 2002
A curious omission: you left out the word "death" (till ... us do part) -- Freudian or what?
an entertaining and no doubt useful piece!
~R
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jan 1, 2003
I trust you had your meetup chaps?
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Rainbow Posted Jan 1, 2003
Yup, agcBen and I downed the Lanson on Saturday night - now in serious need of some more!!!!
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a girl called Ben Posted Jan 1, 2003
Yes, that typo is an interesting one isn't it. I guess I ought to go and change it.
I must confess to wondering when this entry is going to be subbed - but if the subs have been half as busy as I have, then they have all had *much* better things to do.
*off to get freud out of the entry and back into the neuroses where he belongs*
B
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The Apprentice Posted Jan 3, 2003
Subbing will be completed imminently. Sorry about that.
Two weeks off work seemed like a good time to do it... and then it turned out I couldn't lock my two kids in the shed for the fortnight after-all.
Two week holiday...? Two weeks trying to find new and interesting ways to entertain two little brats, more like!
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a girl called Ben Posted Jan 5, 2003
Yay! That is great!
Rainbow and I were discussing the men who make the perfect lovers for the perfect mistresses, and we concluded that the perfect lover is someone you would never ever want to be married to or live with, and I would like to add that to the entry.
In fact, it is probably simplest if I do just add it to the entry. I made a couple of other minor tweaks when I removed the freudian slip, but assume that, as of this post, it is as complete as three perfect women can make it!
There! Done!
Ben
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a girl called Ben Posted Jan 5, 2003
PS!
Somewhere in the backlog of this PR thread is a link to a wonderful entry on condoms. It is an edited entry, and really deserves to be linked, even though the only place condoms are mentioned are in a footnote. Perhaps it could go in the section on being a goddess and special skills - you will see why when you read the entry! 
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- 81: Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2) (Nov 19, 2002)
- 82: Zarquon's Singing Fish! (Nov 19, 2002)
- 83: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Nov 19, 2002)
- 84: Rainbow (Nov 20, 2002)
- 85: a girl called Ben (Nov 20, 2002)
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- 88: Recumbentman (Dec 31, 2002)
- 89: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jan 1, 2003)
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