A Conversation for Talking Point: When the Revolution Comes...

How many people can we banish?

Post 1

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Right then in no particular order (probably)...
Holly Valance when she's not Flick from Neighbours.
Summer from neighbours.
Anyone in Eastenders.
All the cast of Hollyoaks.
Cat Deeley.
Charlotte Church.
Christina Auguilara.
Avril Lavigne.
Britney Speares.
Mandy Moore.
Any other Britney clones.
J-Lo.
Anyone who appeared on Popstars, Popstars the rivals or Pop Idol except Will Young but only as he's funny.
Sarah Cox.
John Prescott.
Tony Blair.
Blue.
Denise van Outen.
People with exceptionally well groomed hair which always looks good no matter what.
Vanessa Feltz.
Any generic Irish boyband.
Any boyband,
Any Girlband.
Tess Dally and that Vernon bloke.
Childrens TV presenters except the lovely Phillip Schofield.
Beverley thingy who fails to present F1.
Caprice.
Jordan the 'model'.
All IT girls, specifically any who have 3 surnames or more.
Anyone who has 2/3 surnames for no good reason.
Female models in magazines, we demand normal people!!!
Blazing Squad.
Westlife.
The Thimbles.
Chris Tarrant.
Juan Pablo Montoya.
Ron Dennis.
The woman who served us in the posh restuarant the other day and glared continually at us whilst sucking on a wasp.
Hairdressers who look at your hair then go Hmmmm.
Fashion Editors.
People who are responsible for Cosmo Girl.
lloyd Grossman.
Davina McCall.
All reality TV show contestants.
People who work on makeup counters and randomly spray perfume in your eyes as you walk past.

Erm... maybe I should do who could live in my kingdom? smiley - erm


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Post 2

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

BMW drivers!


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Post 3

PQ

Chris Moyles


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Post 4

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Beadle, Jeremy Paxman... in fact, anyone called Jeremy. smiley - ok


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Post 5

PQ

you can't get rid of paxman....university challange would be crap without himsmiley - wah


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Post 6

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

Vibenstein, *I'm* called Jeremy! Either I prove your point, or you should shut your face! smiley - winkeye

Whoami? smiley - cake


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Post 7

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ah, but you're not, you see, because you're called Whoami?. You're obviously confused and should go and lie down in a darkened room.


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Post 8

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

Jeremy is my *real name*. You mean you're actually Dr E Vibenstein? smiley - winkeye

Whoami? smiley - cake


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Post 9

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

And I *am* lying down in a darkened room. I love cordless keyboards.

Whoami? smiley - cake


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Post 10

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ah, I see what's happened. You've confused h2g2 with real life again. smiley - tongueout


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Post 11

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

Either way, I disagree about the general extermination of all Jeremys.

Whoami? smiley - cake


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Post 12

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

I vote we destroy anyone born on a day ending in "Y"!

...maybe a rethink is needed. smiley - erm


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Post 13

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

What about people born on the 29th February? What do we think of them?

Whoami? smiley - cake


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Post 14

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I don't know any. smiley - erm

People who sneeze loudly. And/or people who feel the need to actually shout "Achoo!" when they sneeze. smiley - cross


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Post 15

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

I'm agreed regarding the 'Achoo!'ists...

Whoami? smiley - cake


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Post 16

Amy

Not Chris Moyels! He's funny!

I would ban people who don't say thankyou when you hold open doors for them. It's not like I get *paid* for it


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Post 17

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

I stand by my initial list but defend people called jeremy!!! Big up to the jeremy's! smiley - biggrin


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Post 18

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Sorry, but there's no way you can defend Jeremy Clarkson. You have to draw the line somewhere...


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Post 19

Amy

Agreed! And Jeremy Beadle *shudder*


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Post 20

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

What about Bush? Or Blah (The UK one) for that matter? Do we really want them around?


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