h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let's see, that guy that always looks at me cockeyed, the French, children, newspaper journalists, people with bad haircuts, people with bad handwriting, doctors who have funny names, dentists, dental assistants, orthodontists, othodontic assistants, teenagers with more than one cell phone, California, specifically Los Angeles and lastly, family

You forgot doctors' receptionists ... and people who cold-call to sell double glazing...

fans of shows who want the main characters to get together ... my history teacher (it's bleedin' vicimisation, it is!)... small flies... BBC people who put on snooker instead of Farscape ... that's just about it really

I suppose now would be a bad time to say I like snooker??

Thats OK, I can't reach your throat from here (joke!)

D'you like sci-fi?

You know I like sci-fi!! :D

Ah, no doubt you'll find other ways to reach my throat... for starters, you know where I live!!

you do *not*! Being able to name two star trek captains and knowing what colour the TARDIS is does not make you someone who likes sci-fi. And you only know that coz i told you.

still love you

But but but but... D'oh!!

dude, stop fannying about and answer the question: who do you want against the wall when the revoulution comes? We are not here to have fun, you know.