h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

for the past week......
"There was once a prince who
Acted strangely in that
He thought life was stupid
And it was for him, so
He made up a world in
Which he liked the things we
Like, but he had different
Reasons why he liked them
He liked butter for its color
He would order toast and color
Waitresses confused would utter
"Sir, I've never heard
Of toast and color."
He'd get angry and
Begin to choke them
The law would come and
They'd arrest and book him
So his life was
A mess of trouble
Still he kept it up

He had dogs, a hundred
Cocker spaniels and he
Called them panties 'cause they
Did that mostly and he
Did not care at all if
They would bark and fetch sticks
Run and jump, roll over
And play dead tricks, no he
Liked them only for their
Panting, so he would
Run them ragged, but one day
They got fed up and
Chased the prince right up
Against a fence and the
Prince was eaten by his panties. "

it has a really catchy tune, too.