h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the old action song

a pizza hut, a pizza hut
kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
macdonald's, macdonald's
kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

(it has other verses too)

also

I like the flowers, I like the daffodills
I like the mountains, I like the rolling hills
I like the fireside when the lights are low
badoom badoom
bumdeearda bumdeearda bumdeearda bumdeearda
I like the flowers, I like the daffodills...
(and around again, incessantly)

A ford escort, a ford escort
mini mini mini mini and a ford escort
Ferrari ferrari
mini mini mini mini and a ford escort

Guides has a lot to answer for

gin-gan-gooli-gooli-gooli-gooli watcha gin gan goo, gin gan goo
gin-gan-gooli-gooli-gooli-gooli watcha gin gan goo, gin gan goo
shela, oh shela hela, oh shela hela hela ho-o
shela, oh shela hela, oh shela hela hela ho-o
wadi-wadi wadi-wadi wadi-wadi wadi-wadi
umpa umpa umpa
gin gan gooli...

Oh I'll never go to heaven
In a baked bean tin
Cos a baked bean tins
Got baked beans in
Oh I'll never go to heaven in a baked bean tin cos a baked bean tins got baked beans in
I ain't gonna grieve
I ain't gonna grieve my lord
I ain't gonna drink I aint gonna swear
I ain't gonna Ooh I wouldn't dare
I ain't gonna grieve
I'll never grieve my lord

I will never forget this song sung to me as a slip of a lad in the late 1980s....It was at the time Phil Collins had a hit with "A Groovy Kind Of Love" and its sung to the tune of A Groovy Kind Of Love.

It goes like this:
"Underneath this window is another window,
Is another window
Is another win-dow,
Is another win-dow,
Is another window,
Is another window,
Is another win-dow

Repeat as before. Try it- its bloody annoying!