h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When I get really annoyed with people, I hum annoying tunes until they start, and it's stuck with them... Evil or what...
Greensleaves is a good one.
Old McDonald is another.

Heh - try humming something by ABBA to people who hate their music!

I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves,
I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves,
Repeat ad nauseam!

Hey, that's one of my amazing super-powers. And it is *very* annoying for people - I got a large number of my colleagues humming '76 Trombones' last week.

"76 trombones in the big parade,
With a hundred and ten cornets right behind,
They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosoes..."

David B

hehe, i know a different version of that..
"i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes...(repeat)

Terrible, isn't it?

Then there's:

"This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
Now they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes..."

Hee hee

David

Kindred spirits....

I also have a little song that I sing when people are mean... It's to the tune of campdown races...

(Name of offending person) sucks (animal)'s (genitils) doo dah doo dah
Repeat
Sucks them all night
Sucks them all day
(Name of offending person) sucks (animal)'s (genitils) doo dah doo dah

This will probably be censored cause it's rude. But it makes me not hit them... Wish I liked hitting people because then I wouldn't have to make up stupid songs (btw I don't sing them out loud, just in my head as a juvenile protest)

Thankyou, will try that when my boss pisses me off tmorro (under my breath, obviously, too much of a wage slave to do out else)

You'll feel so much better...
And if you let a friend in on the plan and hum the tune you can both enjoy the rebellion...

I can't stand that J.lo thing, you know, "Im still jenny from the block", but I hear people hum it and it sticks in the brain.....help!!!!!!! (Argh, see how mad I am, over 5 exclamation marks!)

I want to know who she thinks she's kidding - Jenny from the block the bit of anatomy that I sit on.
It's bollocks.

i have a so called friend who whenever she is pissed at me starts humming "pretty fly for a white guy" by the ospring. I hate that song!