h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Indeed, I did.
Both the spelling and subject choice for the username as well as the styling of the post were all very 2legs-esque, I suspected either 2legs himself or someone that had spent too long lurking 2legs' h2g2 activities.

Awww, I'm really glad you said that, I never know whether I don't just suffer from AP (I'll explain ewlswhere).

who is this 2 legs person ? whoever they are its not me and i havent ever heard of them. i know i can be a bit random at times but you are just going to have to put up with it.

That question can be answered by his own words and the collection of quotes of things have said in regard of his here: U169793

But in brief, he's a bad badger loving loon whose insanity probably keeps his fans sane.

Your suggestion we'll have to put up with your randomness implies you mean to stay. Good one!

*scratches eyes, knees and tenticles* You know those bits on portable radios? No, not the new fangled doobry Dab fishy radios, but the old frequency modulated doobrys, with the aerial thinggies? Well, not the aerial thinggies, but the handle? Well you know the handle fits like into a hole either side? well it always makes me laugh

so you are a litte bit mental then? pleased to vmeet you. why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube? what was the best before sliced bread?not that i am curious or anything

Geeeshh!!

Do we now have two of 'em!

because the cap keeps some of the air out that stops the water in the glue from evaporating which makes it go hard i think

ah muchish sensemaking you are (oh no yoda like talking am i) two of what? where? so what else do people do around here or do they just stand around the coffee machine blethering? (not that i have ever been known to blether, banter, natter, yabber of have friendly conversations in any way shape or form.) is there anywhere around here tat you can converse in realtime or do you always have to wait untill tomorrow for replies? *goes away to find a decent cup of tea* aaaah thats better.

I know you're not 2legs because 2legs is currently suffering from a power cut, but the stylistic similarities coincidental stunningly are they.

Damn, Yoda too I all have gone.

I beg to differ... It wasn't so much a 'power cut', as us cutting our own power in response to the melting mains cables in the ceailing of the kitchen, the non functioning kitchen lights, the non functioning utilty room lights, and the fuse trip thinggy keep tripping, then we thing the actual fuse associated with that socket giving up and blowing the transformer for the halogen lighting in the kitchen, which may have had something to do with the melting plastic coating on the power cables all the same though, no power for over two hours... it was terrible I mean, I nearly had to start thinking rather than just watching TV or listening to the radio, but at least the badgers kept me occupied

Vos is diss wiv ze yoda squeak huh? Yoda is to be worshipped.

Are baby badgers called cubs or puppies 2legs?

zdt

naa, theire called 'Roger'

Apart from the ones called Bernard, Herbert or Richard.

oh no dont think it shall make that brain thingy hurty and turn it to marshmallow and then the elephants will start stomping on it and you wont be able to get a decent nights sleep for about a week. in short thinking is a REALLY bad thing to do. just thought i would let you know.

...baby badgers... are called 'kits'. Cute aren't they.

Roger the baby badgers...

No, I'd get Yikesed...

Hoggy!!

Oh bum - that came out wrong - I meant no, I won't post what I'd thought when I read that, not that I won't... well.. . .

Aww...

Noodles!

Not helping much, here... someone dig me out, please?